scoobdog

The first iteration of the ASMB.

Here's the thing about cultural appropriation.... it doesn't do much if you have no talent.

Please. The golden age was in '03 when Prospero ruled, there were no folders, and every single thread was shit.

Ninja arts... janitorial assassin.

Hah!

You would think so.

Is it a regular occurrence?

I didn't know you were a fisherman ghosty

Fixed it for both of you....

The Jets vs Giants rivalry suddenly got very interesting....

Darnold's a great guy. I think you'll like him a lot.

Well, still better than the Browns.

The Richard Simmons thing is weird. Someone goes to the press and tells them he hasn't seen Richard for weeks. Stories pop up. A few days later Richard makes the morning show rounds to say he's ok, not entirely convincingly. Then the cycle repeats. Strangest fucking thing.

Dear @1pooh4u.... We're sending you another Rose Bowl champion quarterback. Please don't fuck this one up. Love Scoob.

Bro, I know we've had our disagreements, but this time I got your back. I know... ... For a fact... ... That Westpark has been looking for you. He's raising an army of union types and he needs a capable lieutenant.

The dude was a fucking loser. He wasn't even a bad boy kind of loser, he was a Shemp Howard.

Well, given that it's the same abcess you've previously mentioned, you absolutely, positively, need to get that addressed immediately. The longer you have an improperly treated infection, the more likely you are to experienced something truly nasty like having the infection spread to other vulnerable parts of your body and blood poisoning.

Fixed that for ya.

I wonder what a pic of your boobs goes for in prison...?

OMFG Are you trying to confuse Pooh with your stupid?

What? You won't even send him one pic of your boobs for old times sake? Cruel!

Doesn't heart disease run in your family? Better get that checked, man.

What does "bleeding profusely" mean?