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scoobdog

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  1. He would know because he's black, right?
  2. You should keep asking until the joke is funny.
  3. Cat ears with a rat tail?
  4. Because they never ask him if he's sexually active and he doesn't give them a chance to ask about drinking after he goes on a twenty minute gloat about how he's been dry for years and years.
  5. But they see the black tooth.... and they know.
  6. Didn't kill-joy look for you at Comic Con one year and somehow didn't see you? I always wondered how such a distinct character such as yourself could be invisible.
  7. Especially the dude with tar stains on his one good tooth.
  8. Never fear. She's making a ton of fake Tinderoni chats as we speak. Prepare to be shocked and amazed.
  9. Lol. They know you smoke, douchebag. That's why they ask.
  10. You need to scour his FB for dream girl. I would, but I'm not friends.
  11. Did the rats under your refrigerator host a beauty pageant again?
  12. Nope. One day you'll be grousing about your favorite dumpster, not a care in the world. The next.. the dumpster will be empty.
  13. You wish you were a handsome mother fucker like that.
  14. Shhhh. I know you were all ready retarded. I'm just messing with fuggs.
  15. I bet he keeps the magnet tied to his rat tail so he never has to worry about losing it while diving in.
  16. Did you just repeat back to Nabs what he just said?
  17. Does your tea have this in it....? I hear it makes you retarded.
  18. Well, fuggs did try to step in and .... got ignored. They must have a some kind of security pact: Kenny gets timely rescue and fap material of her roach infested house, and Fuggs gets to claim Kenny as military hottie / prison lover / whoever that dude she periodically claims is thinking about her while fucking whatever.
  19. I dunno, but I know its not imaginary like the cum in my mouth or the cigarette smoke on your clothes.
  20. No, no. Kenny is having sex with her son, not her.
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