scoobdog

"Natural flavors" is not one ingredient, you stupid piece of shit.

She ain't getting the Tea. That fat is all that's preventing Madison from body slamming her the next time she tries to be a parent.

So what you're saying is wrong. But, it's not really is it? ... I wonder what it means to be you? To wake up each day in a hovel, trying furiously to come up with something in that feeble brain of yours so you don't have to think about how much your work sucks, your co workers hate you, and your landlady steals from you - and all your can come up with is how shitty tea is more complicated than a well known cola drink with a secret recipe containing a centuries worth of ingredient tweaks. God, it must be murder being a stupid person trying to escape the mundane.

I want all the ingredients in Pepsi, Kenny. ALL OF THEM. C'mon, I know you can do it motherfucker. Prove to me that there a less ingredients in Pepsi than whatever shit purge you posted.

I thought Hi-C was like the lower calorie option for disgusting sugary drinks.

Nice dodge. Get back on Google, and start showing us some results ... or, else.

To be fair, you look like a rapist even without the shirt. No own would know you have a shrivelled dick just by looking at you.

But, you would wear it so when she asks you can say: "I'm wearing it to keep the rest of them away, babe."

Is that really a t-shirt. (Googles furiously)

Maybe you're doing it wrong?

Do you know what ingredients are in Pepsi? (This'll be good.)

Why do you talk like Yosemite Sam? Is that your regional dialect?

Lol Fuggs <3

But Fuggs, you really are illiterate.

No, I believe he used it correctly.

He needs a hug.

Uh, I mean... You the man. ...

Lol. Wait, what?

ITT Fuggs gets black guys confused. ... I think it's fat induced dementia.

Do you mean they are going to fire you before then? If you want to stay for at least a year, I'm sure there isn't much they can do to stop you from leaving when you decide.

For Harbaugh, it was great. He needed an out anyway.

Sawdy doesn't bullshit people. He's just a really busy man who doesn't have a lot of time to just hang out and shit.

I'd hate to water my wittiness down, though.

God damnit . Now I feel bad about the puppy post.

You don't get to kick the puppy out just because he's a little slow and also shits all over the kitchen floor.