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scoobdog

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  1. scoobdog

    LOL

    What the fuck is that? You using a bunny as a cry for help, now?
  2. Speedboat accident. No one finds the body at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.
  3. Dementia.
  4. Fuck you, @1938 Packard. Hope you get stuck in the airport for three weeks.
  5. No, I've never experienced a "thunderstorm" under the AC boardwalk.
  6. Plus a real cat wouldn't live 40 years. It's so much more depressing that this guy has had a delusion of companionship only to find the last four decades have been a cruel lie.
  7. Sounds like something your butthole experiences after a three days of straight salad.
  8. Is "icy cold water" a euphemism for warm jizz?
  9. Speaking of which, has @1938 Packard gargled bleach yet? The bums in Houston asked me to remind him because they don't want any AIDS.
  10. No one suggested that, you wretch. Also, thats clearly a mint leaf.
  11. That's what you think... Cock sucker.
  12. That's because no one wants him back.
  13. 🤘
  14. 👌
  15. That sad.
  16. Your employer knew you were on medical marijuana? Isn't that usually a non-starter?
  17. Only you would be confused by this.
  18. Her hair if fine. The pup tent she's wearing is another thing.
  19. Your head looks kind of big. Lol.
  20. I think its gotten more sophisticated. But, kids don't do laser tag anymore; instead they put on armor and shoot each other with paint balls.
  21. Lazer Tag. I still have all of it too.
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