scoobdog

How the fuck is Jersey big enough to have a "central" part?

It's hard moving graves, but not impossible.

Not one night?

Fuck that. I'm not wading across a thousand miles of cow shit and rednecks just to stay one night.

Goddamnit I actually kind of wanted to see it to.

True. Nothing besides everything I suppose.

Oh they'll line Dr. Bro's pockets just fine. Just think how banal it is for his wife to have to chat up the creepy, smelly old weeb just so they can lure him to his death.

I thought for sure you would be one to talk about your job.

Sure!

So, what was the refund? I need to know for reasons.

Hovel Life!

... "Furacious?"

I used to like rice chex, but that's only because I use to pour half the sugar dispenser on a bowl of cereal.

Couldn't find anything more tasteless?

Sure. I'm not a complete disaster.

Eh. Send it my way. I have a few people I could test it on.

Worst bit of wisdom ever.

Does it work on the orbital setting?

So you can't even fake a mental illness to get attention?

Dude. Get a new PC. That one sucks.

No, I've eaten after taking novocaine, and i never had my lips so numb I thought I might chew them off. Granted it was to take a wisdom tooth out, but, still, it was like the entire left side of my mouth.

Your dentist isn't using the Novocaine right if that's the problem.

They're better then In-N-Outs fries, though. Those fries really are just slices of potatoes fried and in a container. You have to salt them yourself. Also, Smashburger is alright, but I probably wouldn't make a special stop there. They're competing against the usual suspects, and they don't have the same coverage a local chains like The Habit have. Their shakes are pretty good though.

Why would you want to do that?