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scoobdog

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  1. Fucking this. She was a decent singer, but her only album was more remarkable for its promise than anything particularly stand out. It doesn't really hold up the same way Thriller holds up.
  2. So that's why you've been using "scrub" so much.
  3. Did she say when she's going in? I want to steal her cats.
  4. MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?
  5. You do that, dumbass.
  6. I wouldn't show that pork off in a crowd. Better to eat that alone.
  7. No shit. I guess that's what eating alone looks like.
  8. I dunno. I guess you aren't as clinically depressed as you used to be, so that's good.
  9. God damn it, fuggs.
  10. Have you learned nothing from your recent UEMB vacation?
  11. It's pretty good. I mean, when they settle for the "Look, Kermit decapitated Ms Piggy" shit, it's kind of lame, but some of the more elaborate ones are actually pretty hilarious.
  12. DO NOT DO THAT.
  13. That looks even more tasteless than your seasoned fat.
  14. So, i guess you're not getting the cholesterol from the meds, after all.
  15. Maple syrup is nothing like a Cantonese sweet and sour sauce. Your taste buds are tore the fuck up.
  16. This made Shakespeare cry.
  17. Looks just like your steaks... like burnt animal fat.
  18. Oh OK. I'll adjust my scorecard accordingly.
  19. Is this the "friend" that was "handicapped" that you wanted to introduce to us?
  20. Your finger looks kinda pudgy.
  21. It's not his fault that no one appreciated all the hard work he put in.
  22. No. I despise hunting and I'm not about to play around with handguns. If I ever got back into target shooting, I might get one.
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