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Oh hell no. I would never eat anything he cooks.

Finally, something that looks .... well at least doesn't make me want to vomit. I guess the solution to all your cooking is to cook everything well done.

INB4 Nabs espouses the freedom of early retirement...

Well, radio hasn't worked like that in 60 years.

I just got a new ID. I look like a serial killer. Not going to get any of the hot, legal age, teenagers with that one.

I'm all for it. Nabs is has his pot now, so he's no more fun.

Good, you'll never see that pink slip coming now.

By the way, that's a terrible name.

There was a sense of dread. Like, it could have been a paper on rampant inbreeding in Massachusetts.

It's a discount clothing chain originally out of Los Angeles. It filed for Chapter 11 a few months ago, and has been selling off nationwide stores as part of the reorganization. (There are still plenty of them around here, obviously.)

Jesus helps. Only you could turn a rodent infestation into a war atrocity.

So.... did anyone visiting the doctor today die?

That's some fancy running.

Not the one literally on the light post. The one just below, third from the left. He looks like he's riding an imaginary pony.

Also.... is that skeleton up front.... prancing?

Where is king post?

Good. Makes for nice big red target.

Good thing I didn't guess, because I would have thought the radio told Kenny: "Your life is meaningless."

Fuck you, Kenny.

That's fucked up.

What happened?

Good. Get her to sign up for the UEMB and she can jump Kennys shit too.

I like the fuggs was in on the important shit right away.

That's actually a great idea, but I really hate the handles on those baskets.