scoobdog

I tell ya what.... A Porsche makes a magical coffin - it cremates and turns you into an instant celebrity.

Hey look... This thread is hot, just like Luke Perry.

Nothing But Trouble. Shitty movie, but John showed his range.

No, you wouldn't.

You didn't fuck the shit out of her, so yes.

Packard is laughing at you.

He heard you were on your period and looking for love.

Luke, God rest his soul, would want it this way.

Nice save.

Trash compactor accident? Tainted bum jizz? Fratricide? I need odds on this.

Lol Seriously?

You sure? Because that would be great if you were.

It's been that long? OMG He was unsung in The Blues Brothers.

I thought he was great in Riverdale. RIP

Wocka wocka...

I totally wanted to make this thread.... and now I'm glad I didn't.

It's pink....

Is that a lube dispenser.... Or hand sanitizer?

I don't think Lupin intended to be condescending, but what he called "adulting" (fucking hate that term) wasn't adulting. Nonetheless, snapping at someone who isn't expecting it isn't a good look, even if the advice is unsolicited. Best just to say "I got my business in order, thanks."

Worst attempt at black face ever?

The shadow makes it look like you have a five-o'clock shadow.....

Happy Birthday!

Soap kitchen? Are you going to have to wear boy shorts too?

@enad

*sensei looks on, nods with approval *