scoobdog

Happy Birthday!

This is serous. She's not going to text him for a whole month.

Happy Birthday, Poke!

Happy Birthday, Latex Adonis.

That's usually why its best to have an impact case on your iPhone.

I know regular sugar can be used for preservation purposes since it does slow the growth of bacteria, but I'm not sure if an artificial substitute can do the same.

It's probably a preservative of sorts.

The best is always fresh peanut butter when you can get it. I don't really know why you would have sugar in peanut butter, though.

Happy Birthday! Welcome to second 20?

For a contractor, I know enough not to jinx it.

Lazy and cheats.

So, the contractors in AC are as lazy as the janitors?

Brights?

No, you won't.

Stick to Godzilla fucking random anime women and siring their daughters.

What kind or weird ass fanfic is this?

No it doesn't. As long as it's dirt cheap, there'll plenty of unsavory characters, like your girlfriend, to haunt its halls. Anyway, it's all convenient because you can forever claim you know something you don't without any need to prove it.

You'll be dead long before that dump gets remodeled.

Prove me wrong. Poke a hole in the motel wall.

Do you just assume everyone is bipolar and undiagnosed?

You're literally the dumbest person on this forum.