scoobdog

This is great. Having a dog you need to care for will change your perspective.

It depends on where the thread is. Derailing shit in the DF, Rants, or FFA is to be expected.

Sounds like something a 12-y-o would come up with.

Celebrating my privilege of course

No, you kinda aren't. Posting that pic was a really dangerous thing to do.

I was thinking a security guard... one of those armed only with a radio and a shitty windbreaker.

I thought you were on meds because of trying to run down rodents with your car.

Military Sub Contractor? Are you like a sandwich artist at a Subway on a military base or something?

Please edit your post. We all know your name, but you do not need to have it plastered all over a form that also describes your psychological profile.

Like I said, you were raped, an that would be the most major trauma you could possibly experience.

The nature with which she denies something she's admitted before in concert with other factors suggests that many of her coping behaviors were predisposed. Obviously, none of us is actually trying to diagnose her as much as parse behavior into an framework that makes it decipherable, but certain recountings of her high school life offer a similar collection of behaviors.

You were raped.

I'll get you sake.

It's serious, guys....

"Ratched?"

Or you could cut your thumbs off so you're not tempted to use them to scroll down. I think that might be the more practical option.

Did you just call Buddy a buffoon because you're retarded and don't know how use a phone?

I don't have a problem. I'm just commenting on the brutal subtext of your otherwise innocently intended question.

Yet...

If you think jury duty is more exciting than work, you're sorely mistaken. It is not exciting or fun.

More like a ball sanitizer.

Nabs would be so proud.

Well.... Which begs the question.... ...and exposing yourself to abuse, all so you can.... Right?