scoobdog

How the fuck you got flour?!!

It might be your best plan yet.

Bah. Kittens don't like to be clean. I gotta keep mine from stepping in her own poop. Come to think of it, she would be the perfect toilet paper spokesperson.

There was a rumor the LAPD was pulling people over and giving tickets, but the LAPD has been saying its all a lie....

Sorry, I was getting ahead of myself. Yes, I know she was talking about weed, but it wasn't just THC cartridges that were causing the problems. I don't know if Poof smokes or not (besides weed); any kind of vaping could be dangerous.

Thirded. That chemical pneumonia sounds a 1,000x worse than even coronavirus' viral pneuomonia. Any kind of nicotine is bad, but is is possible to just go with the patch or Nicorette for the short term?

Yeah... none of that.

Pretty sure he isn't talking about the epidemic.

*Ding Dong* wHo Is It?

"You have .... one hundred ... messages...." *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You ....." *CRASH*

Gotta be a shapeshifter.....

Why they hell is he trying to hug people?!

You forgot to mention the "suggested donation" amount. Such an invaluable service should not go without some ... recognition.

Not really, but its always nice to see celebrities reporting from your own neighborhood.

That video was taken less than a mile from a place our family owns.

Happy Birthday!

Vipersipper?

Broooooooooooooo.......

Bro....

It really is.

Oh good. Cleaning walls is such a pain.

Did you laugh so hard you painted the bathroom wall?

That does not sound remotely safe for you. Are they not giving you breaks?