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A lot of Italians probably thought the same thing before it exploded on them. We should have taken if more serious a month ago and we wouldn't have to take such drastic steps now.

Are even the lot lizards self-isolating now?

Every state is doing the same thing. The threat of spread is so serious that it's neither stupid nor unneeded.

Claims?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

"Too?"

Forget all that nay saying. This is the year Doom fucks.

Doom... Get fucked. hbd.

You definitely have us. Any time you need to chat, we’re here.

Ghosty, I for one appreciate you answering the CALL OF DUTY an CLEANING YOUR ASS OFF while on your way ... to be COURT MARTIALED? ... wut? ... even though you HAVE THE TALENT and THE TOOLS.... I got lost after that.

It's a little less confusing now.

Happy Birthday!

I doubt it. But, we'll see.

So, the owners are asking for a 30 day evaluation.

Facemasks have been sold out across the region for at least two months now.

Hah.

Without any information to go on, I really think, at this point, the NBA ends its regular season now, and picks back up with the playoffs in maybe two, two and a half months time. That gives everyone enough time to self quarantine and the league enough time to enact an emergency protocol for the playoffs. Might have to also shorten the first two rounds to five game series, especially if the first rounds are played without fans in attendance.

I think I'm going to start doing this.

I've been trying the same thing (the no meat during the week, not the Peruvian food), and it hasn't really changed my taste for meat. But, I've been trying to wean myself off of beef for some time now, and it seems to have worked to an extent: I don't really crave beef anymore, even with cutting back.

I always knew there was whiskey in there, but I didn't think to have one and kind of stopped hearing about them. Then, the whole acetaminophen attacking livers thing kind of brought it back as a cold remedy alternative.

Do you have like some kind of agreement with a busboy to collect gristle off of plates in exchange for weed scraps in your pocket, or do you just hIde behind the trash compactor?

Some dude at city hall was at the counter, and decided that he had to make a joke to the poor city planner trying to process him: Dude: "Did you hear about the new virus?" Planner: *Groans* Dude: "It's called Budweiser virus." Planner: HAH! Dude: "It's because they don't want to be left out" Planner: "...." Dude looks over to a permit tech who was clearly within earshot. "Did you hear about the new virus?"

Uh.... Just about everyone? They're making a resurgence as a cold remedy.

So... How does suspending the season play out?

The slow motion crusting kind of hits you over the head with it, but it doesn't bother me. Of course, I had Lasik, so it probably wouldn't.