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What kind of candle heats a room?

If a cock ring isn't fun, why even put it on?

Also, the consensus is that Big Ben deserves a rousing DF send-off.

Fuck Rants. When it's time for funtime discussions, you can always count on the DF.

Well, it looks like we have a champion. I believe congratulations are in order to @StarPanda, our 2022 UEMB Fantasy Football Champion!

Take it to the DF.

Could have told you that. Never bet against Aman-Ra.

What does "pixelated meat" translate into?

Is this going somewhere, or is this all you could come up with?

You ok? Do you need a little something to get back in the groove? .... Can I interest you in Lily from AT&T trash photos?

There's an urgent care across the parking lot from my office, and every time I look there's a paramedic and ambulance out there. The ambulance I understand, but the paramedic?

It reminds of the bullshit that Herbstreit was trying to foist on us about how football players don't "love the game" now. As a fan, it's hard to love a game that is slowly murdering the players that we've come to respect and admire. For me, it was Junior Seau: that dude did not deserve to die.

It's also about the right number to indicate you have burgeoning legion of copycats.

Walked by the Chik-fil-A earlier and it was closed... and it's not even Sunday. How am I supposed to do the right thing?

I don't think we'll ever fully appreciate her comedic chops. RIP

I know this just supposed to be a thread of one off hate posts and rants... but you're not alone, either in this moment or in the moments where you feel helpless.

It appears so. There aren't many.

As far as I can tell, there aren't any exclusive PS5 games, just PS4 games that have a PS5 edition. I'm just playing PS4 games.

WUT?! Uh oh.

Oh, we're having a serious discussion here... Edit: Nah, not that. I'm just saying he doesn't look like he's having good sex.

Wing stop doesn't have waitresses to distract from the mediocre wings.

For me, it's the fact Bowser looks like he's eating wings at a Hooters instead of fucking a princess.

I didn't know you could do that until now.