scoobdog

You do this on purpose, don't you?

If he's a horney (pronounced whore naaaay) ghost.... He probably didn't clip his fingernails when he was among us....

You fap ghost?

That's The Joke.

Military Hottie didn't have much to work with to begin.

I liked cruising. We closed the bar each night, then played ping pong with a shirtless German dude all night.

Tasha Yar

I didn't mean literally just Packard. There has to be at least a couple segments for the Toonamites... and probably a three season hide-and-go-seek between me and someone pretending to be Westpark.

Entire first season is us prank calling him and the audience watching his reaction every time he gets a prank call.

That's exactly what someone itching to start drama would say....

Bro... Bro.

Nabs is a waste of time. You need to get me a real nemesis to make this work.

Who's the musician?

I am miss seening IRL friends too.

That chick is full of twists.

This. This is why we don't like you.

Doooo ittttttt.

Get fucked. Listen to Sawdy. Do it. NOW!!!!

How does anyone become Japanese?

That sounds like what happens when you have leftover hamburger and leftover Kraft's mac and cheese in the refrigerator. Your head thinks "Meat and cheese? That's just like a cheese burger!" But, you completely forget the macaroni is there, and then you take a bite and hate yourself.

Yeah. Chili is suppose to be all meat and peppers - the meal, not the crap that is on a Wienershnitzel dog. That's probably because the original stuff from Mexican vaqueros was usually served with other things, like tortillas. When you get back to LA one of these days, I'll take you to EL Cholo: they serve a chili that is just that. But, personally, I just can't. I have to have red beans with my chili.

It's bad enough I like beans in my chili. I feel kind of dirty just saying it.

Nein

The only time I see cheese, sour cream and chives with chili is at... Chilis.

Then you're dealing with a flavorless and spicy chili.