Looks like the council has spoken.
You've been sabotaging yourself for quite some time, not in the least part by gravitating toward guys who likely mirror traits from your abusive family.
This would need to be verified by the league commissioner, @Codename: Jackass, but in all previous iterations, the title was given to the winner of the lower (7th seed and down) bracket. It came up last year when there was similar confusion.
Uh.... Not entirely sure, but pretty sure I was incorrectly given the Toilet Bowl Award. I believe it's supposed to go to the winner of the lower bracket.