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That is a pretty awful way to find out someone you knew was dead.

You have war fears every year, bro.

The cook. It’s counterintuitive given one person ends up doing more work, but the person who is cooking needs to clean the pots and pans ASAP or they will be near impossible to clean. It makes more sense to divvy up cooking and cleaning together than spitting the tasks. Also, communal clean efforts always end up in disaster.

Just post all your DF shit in sports.

Don't try measuring little Wacky with that. Those things be sharp.

No, it's mostly just to decontaminate from the store germs of the Jets.

Quarantine with the DF.

You miss him, don't you?

People thought @Quackers was scary?

Well... I mean we do, but it’s really hard to work in a joke about Melania in off it’s not standalone.

Not that it’s any consolation, but at least this year, being lonely on Christmas and New Year is kind of the expectation.

That sucks bro. Both of you are on the front line.

#livingthedream

Don't be silly. Packard is dead.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/17/us/trump-casino-demolish-trnd/?hpt=ob_blogfooterold Might need to sweeten the pot, though.

Why aren't your windshield wipers up?

I love it when memes do double duty. *laughs in executive for five minutes*

On the scale: @1pooh4u is going to show up at your door and gouge your liver out with an plastic spoon from Chili's.

No one believes your broke ass sent her that.

I don't, whatever

Did you leave your DNA?

Oh... right.

Uh oh. I just had them ship yours directly from the online store.

Who would you meet at a con?