scoobdog

Acksually..... Another of my extensive list of duties is .... strip mall part owner. I would just love it if he would sit in front of my strip mall and scare away people. In fact, we just had a gym open up and all the meatheads are stealing the parking spaces, so we can use him to just ask random questions about the anime stickers on all their cars.

Are you too stupid to learn a foreign language?

They weren't. Only one was depleted for maintenance, and it was depleted through normal use. What's it going to cost to implement a full system of sprinklers throughout the entire foothill region of Los Angeles?

They weren't. Only one was depleted for maintenance, and it was depleted through normal use.

We don't empty reserviors into the ocean. We don't even empty reservoirs.

That's not a number. How much?

It does neither.

Oh, yes. Besides the fact the system is itself a novelty, just the idea that you could build a sprinkler system so big it could chase off them whippersnapper kids out of an entire fucking town has some obvious appeal to a certain demographic.

How big a budget Mr Human Calculator?

Gina would love to see this.

I can’t really imagine being without internet, but my life would be better without it. Only thing is I couldn’t work from home.

Thanks, man.

He knows, though.

You know he thinks he’s going to Arlington and he’s going to have a ceremonial guard a la the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

Would you say … there’s a king stud in your pants? Cause you know I would.

That was comically stupid.

Looks like someone wants to talk construction…..

I most definitely could. Maybe this time I’ll get more interest.

PM me.

But can you do it without your fingers? Those ain't rocks in his head, it a mother fucking abacus.

By the way... this deserves its very own cartoon.

He's just emerging from his hidey hole... plenty of time for him to fully emerge in all his slovenly splendor.

That was sudden.

I knew he was from New York and, I figured that’s what it might be about. Dude is always butting heads with someone. He wouldn’t have been part of the beef because that was really just Suge Knight doing his rein of terror and, by that time, Dre had made a break. I just thought it was odd a New Yorker would be part of the west coast scene when east coast rappers were thriving. Didn’t make a whole lot of sense. A guy like Em isn’t going to be a natural fit anywhere, which is probably why Suge couldn’t rattle him.

Isn’t 50 Cent west coast adjacent? I mean he was part of Dre’s stable I think.