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I absolutely love that everyone is so fucking in on this "The Raiders were playing for a tie" thing. It's bonkers that people actually believe that shit.

Dude is underrated: he's a legit comedy legend.

Does anyone actually watch the Senior Bowl?

I think the bat boat is more of a slap in the face than Thor's gym. "Welcome to Superman's home. He doesn't have a boat like me. Also, I probably steal all his pussy with my boat. XOXO Bruce."

You're half right. Lovitz is cool, but Tim Allen is.... not so cool.

You watched 40 Days and 40 Nights?

I hate it took another SEC team to beat them. Fuck that.

Nothing.

I think you might not be down there enough if you can't figure out your way just by feel.

Display needs a horse and pistol to be complete.

"I've never wanted a tie so bad." - Justin Herbert

That's no fun. I mean, whenever we have a nearby Klan shindig, everyone else shows up to kick their shit in. It's our version of bonding.

You make it sound like there's a reason why you wouldn't want to be down there.

As long as you do it from a safe distance, like from behind a computer screen on the other side of the country. He seems like the guy who likes to come over unannounced to ask if he can "play" with you.

You missed nothing.

A clean slate.

Doesn't he try that on literally anybody who engages him? I always get the feeling he's trying to use a non existent emotional connection to blackmail me whenever I respond in a thread he's posting, and not even necessarily to him. Dude is legit bad news.

Play of the day... Statue of Liberty, to a jet sweep, cross field one yard pass, four lateral involving at least one lineman, then a five yard run with two Icky shuffles to the 1 yard line.... Butt fumble.

Yeah, me.

There you go.

Couldn't be Mathew Stafford - too many shots to the other side.

@Raptorpat - Could you change the "Fantasy Football Champion" tag to our new champion, please?

I mean, after seeing Billie talk about her self worth issues, it's hard not to figure the family dynamics. Meanwhile, her dad doesn't seem to have a wiki page.

I had no idea her mom was so famous.