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Play of the day... Statue of Liberty, to a jet sweep, cross field one yard pass, four lateral involving at least one lineman, then a five yard run with two Icky shuffles to the 1 yard line.... Butt fumble.

Yeah, me.

There you go.

Couldn't be Mathew Stafford - too many shots to the other side.

@Raptorpat - Could you change the "Fantasy Football Champion" tag to our new champion, please?

I mean, after seeing Billie talk about her self worth issues, it's hard not to figure the family dynamics. Meanwhile, her dad doesn't seem to have a wiki page.

I had no idea her mom was so famous.

Her fuck faces are kind of underrated IMO.

You could do a two-for-one.... and the Jets become the Harlem Jetsetters.

No, that's really her. She really posts here.

Sawdy is your playpal.

What kind of candle heats a room?

If a cock ring isn't fun, why even put it on?

Also, the consensus is that Big Ben deserves a rousing DF send-off.

Fuck Rants. When it's time for funtime discussions, you can always count on the DF.

Well, it looks like we have a champion. I believe congratulations are in order to @StarPanda, our 2022 UEMB Fantasy Football Champion!

Take it to the DF.

Could have told you that. Never bet against Aman-Ra.

What does "pixelated meat" translate into?

Is this going somewhere, or is this all you could come up with?

You ok? Do you need a little something to get back in the groove? .... Can I interest you in Lily from AT&T trash photos?

There's an urgent care across the parking lot from my office, and every time I look there's a paramedic and ambulance out there. The ambulance I understand, but the paramedic?

It reminds of the bullshit that Herbstreit was trying to foist on us about how football players don't "love the game" now. As a fan, it's hard to love a game that is slowly murdering the players that we've come to respect and admire. For me, it was Junior Seau: that dude did not deserve to die.

It's also about the right number to indicate you have burgeoning legion of copycats.