scoobdog

Barkeep, could I have a round of Malört for the bar?

A stein of Fox DeLuxe, if you please.

Even Schlitz?

*Scoobdog walks in. He notices that all the bottles on the dusty shelves in the back bar have different shapes but have the same faint golden color to them. The place smells like herbs. He also notices all of the taps have no heads on them. Interesting.* So, whadaya have on tap?

The fuck?

Do it.

I agree with Buddy. Not only could you this a thread, you could even put it in clubs. This is a perfect way to incorporate some of the more seasoned ASMB vets.

You should have heard of snogging before 2007.

Going to be a party all weekend!

There is no point to ejecting someone when the game is already over. Also, I’ve never seen anyone ejected for jumping.

He didn’t get ejected because that was literally the last out.

It's been that long.....

You being here is the good news I didn’t know I needed.

Happy Birthday!

From disappoint to discombobulate

Postscript: that umpire was indeed suspended indefinitely.

That sounds amazing.

Willys is actually a trim level for a few models of Jeep.

That whore.

That’s exactly what i think every fucking time I see those commercials.

Bro.. he’s got all the Godzilla. He don’t need to fuck the hillbilly chick.

Nice!

Somehow… I’m disappointed…

Fierce.