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I was just cracking, not trying to make you all question your memories. I kind of thought TS and PT were similiar in that respect. I always had a problem with Pop Tarts crumbling when I was eating them: they’re solid as a whole, but when you start getting to that thin piece bounding the filling, it starts breaking apart for me. PTs are much easier to clean up after though.

More skin means more bucks.

First time you posted that, I couldn’t figure out how you could eat toaster strudel so wrong that shit was flaking all over your chest.

We should all appreciate her body positivity.

Does that mean Toaster Strudels are still only for kids?

I'm appreciative of the fact that the detestable right is chewing its own up and spitting them out, but at this point, even they know the cost of fucking around is too severe to do it.

Prime Rib, of course.

No, it's the turkey. I don't season it. I can usually eat turkey sandwiches alright, but even that is limited to thinly sliced deli-meat turkey.

There is no carveout i the Geneva Convention's rules of war that allow you to fire or commence a combat operation on an active hospital no matter what the reason. Doing so is always considered a war crime.

Doesn't seem to be the case. They've already rebelled.

Turkey. J/K. Can't have Thanksgiving without the turkey, but, it upsets my stomach for some reason.

What was he smiley facing?

It probably won’t.

Also, now is a good time to mention that was a really really bad sleeper hold. Not that I want anyone choked out for real, but that was like ten second of Gobert playing along.

I mean, is putting Rudy Gobert in a headlock really fighting, or is it just giving your annoying little cousin a nougy?

I hate the play in tournament uniforms too.

...we need. Change my mind.

When the score was 15-15, I was like “ Cool, cool. Touchdowns are overrated anyway.” Then I went back to watching Antiques Roadshow.

Yeah but his liver is probably trashed to shit.

I know you won't let me down, bro.

Happy Birthday to a good guy!

Man holds his liquor, but my money is on ghosty.

Not the words I would have used, but point taken.

I do now.