molarbear

That's a lot of hormones to deal with -Molar's input

I couldn't find any good ones today

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAMPED!!!!! I know the Rona probably hindered some of your plans for your birthday but, for this song to work I'm going to need you to pretend like you're named Christopher when you watch it plus I hear only really cool people are named that

The only way I will ever grow a Beard

Mushrooms, in general they nasty do not put them anywhere near where I'm eating because I will fling them straight into the trash where they belong

I tried to just put a Gif here but it wouldn't load

This shit hit here right as allergy season kicked in I trust no one, including myself

I feel like if that happened here one of two things would happen Either traffic would be backed up for miles because no one would know what to do, or some dude wearing nothing but overalls would casually walk up and pet it, then move it off the road

Happy Birthday Ghost!

Did I win yet?

Does that look like spit? Fuck it, I'm eating it anyway.

They are! Voltage does not matter anymore, btw. My new one is 1800 volts and cooking instructions are like "800, 0r 1200 volts?" I just kinda wing it, and if it's ice cold in the middle I nuke it for another minute Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

Build a pillow fort watch a Studio Ghibli film sleep for 12 hours I'd say it works for me but whenever I pull this off I still wake up tired

so fun fact before you linked this I was talking with DBZ4ever (he works at a library as a book processor) and I told him about what you said he confirmed that he processes tons of these along with paranormal romance novels I don't.... this is so much to process

I just like how the one on the right is like "HEY MOFOS, I GOT MY OWN PIZZA!"

I don't know about the whole State but my buddy lives in Conway and him and his GF has been off work/working from home since the beginning of April

Really? If this is true I kind of want to check one out I just want to read the build up as they remove all 14 layers of clothing

Only if you promise to delete my erotic fan fiction from my computer first The world isn't ready to learn about Amish porn and the art of erotic wood cutting techniques

Yeah, we've talked about it a couple times The stores here have plastic panels up for the cashiers and lines of tape six feet apart where you stand in line

https://okcfox.com/news/coronavirus/governor-stitt-parts-of-state-will-reopen-friday-april-24th If anyone here is an undercover billionaire with a private island, it would be pretty dope if you let me live on a corner of it right about now I'll even bury my poop for you