molarbear

I throw myself off the cliff because the Buffalo doesn't know my Shirts have built in parachutes What page do I turn to next?

CHICKEN CHASER!!!!!!

https://www.antsalive.com/buy-live-ants.htm You probably won't get them by Thursday but at least now you know where you can Also if you bought him the farm already check the back of the box it's in, they usually mention whether or not they come with a voucher you mail in to get the ants

What if you never check your E-mails and let them build up to the thousands before doing a mass delete?

Got Sun and 96 degree weather for like the next week

My Brother does this He makes bank working for an Oil Company and keeping their Scata equipment from being hacked

I'm still awaiting on you to become our glorious Overlord We all know the Glasses are a ruse to make us think you're a Human and not the higher being you are When you finally reveal yourself can you just... you know, maybe give me some endowment, if you know what I mean?

I've honestly thought about investing in one, my backyard has a pretty steep hill and every time I mow my back hurts for at least 2 days

Good Job! That being said you should unleash the Viking hair

I'll never forget being in class and seeing someone get chased by one of these outside the window

These are facts

You say this, but you're not counting your Benefits While others struggle to figure out what to do with their legs on a plane, you can silently mock them You can probably fit into the back seat of a two door car without hitting your head on the roof every time there's a bump You also don't have to bend as far to pet Dogs