molarbear

It already exists yo

Hesh, dat you?

Chest compressions for approx 30 sec intervals Don't follow this advice, it's been like 7 years since I took a first aid class

CPR ADMINISTERED!

Ya know what may help you feel better? It's a video a good friend once sent me when I was a little down in the dumps And then this happened 4 years later

^ me when I find out Jada Fire is single (don't google that name if you're at work)

2 or 3D? I think I broke the top 100 for Pacifism in 2, you can' blame Ryan_Expert for it. We spent what seemed like months trying to out score each other years ago and one night everything just kind of worked out for me

I want it that way --->

Y u gotta make me feel old?

I only said that because you got 3rd I wasn't aware the other teams had their own little playoffs going on

We used ESPN that year and it was setup a little differently

^ I think it's Panic's title

Yeah, today isn't my day @Raptorpat can you fix the title when you get a chance?

I hope you get some kind of fancy food today @schmahxgn

If you can make through tomorrow without smoking, you can dodge anything

You too! I assure you this was way more funny last night

Did the weird egg give it away?

I always just envisioned Jalapenos as spicy dill pickles They taste like Pickles to me except they destroy my stomach

Taking bites of fried chicken inbetween gaming rounds I can only imagine what that controller would look like in a related note here's an article about someone that covered their SNES controller in Vaseline and completed a speedrun of Super Metroid https://kotaku.com/speedrunner-beats-super-metroid-with-horrifying-vaselin-1825654326/amp

I'm going to hangout with my Brother, his GF, their Dog, and my Mom and Dad If it unfolds like any other Christmas my Brother and I will drink, hide in strategic ambush points around his house, and wait to smack the shit out of each other with pillows/cushions until it's time to eat........ or we get yelled at We get yelled at a lot

Is it chunky or creamy mayo tho?