molarbear

Dodgers took game 3 I don't really keep up with them but whoever started last night was throwing some wicked stuff

usually on my coffee table while sitting on my couch

They all died here I've heard rumors that the City has a few too but no one has ever confirmed their existence

Happy Birthday!

You've gotten a lot of different answers, but, I personally grew a mustache in there One could argue discord works miracles, or increases the aging process

Grandy's

I'm not trying to be mean when I say this, but I feel like you're kind of bragging

Well my Picks were complete shit this week. I completely forgot to check my Fantasy lineup until my buddy in a different league mentioned it to me today and had two players that had a bye week Derrick Henry

that misses the cup and yells "FOR MOTHER H2O!" and then lands directly on your toe?

I may start trying this I usually just word Diarrhea

Sometimes when I walk by sewer grates I pause and kind of secretly hope some Mutated Turtles ask me for some Pizza

I loved the part in last night's game where Tom Brady thought he was so Grandfathered into the League that he could get a 5th down

This question amuses me while also leaving me oddly terrified I laughed pretty hard but then I was like "What if this is the person you read about on the internet at 2 am that supposedly got arrested for fucking a watermelon in a field with shit just dripping down their leg" The latter part made me laugh harder, like the kind of laugh where you laugh then 5 mins later when you're checking the mail you laugh even harder I think 2020 may have cracked me......

I'd see the mushroom cloud Only way you're taking that thing down is with a nuke