molarbear

I fucking knew it!

If he ever quits swinging to land a ball on the Moon and focuses on just getting hits that dude is going to be a fucking Apex Predator at the plate

Still not as bad as the people that do like 4 reps then hog weight benches/machines for 30 mins playing on their phone

Nah dude it's the Comedic part of Andy

Nah. I see more of an Andy

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal

so.... raise the bar and have doggo great whites

just jump in the water all badass like and start petting them like this dude did with Tiger Sharks

I'm just not photogenic That's why I've dedicated my life to finding bigfoot so I can train in their ways of appearing blurry in photos

I'd block the punch with my face and accept it as personal punishment for owning a cat

Cubs pulled off a 4 game sweep of the brew crew!

I too do this I find it's way cheaper and convenient than having to fight through a hoard of people to get to the bar and overpay for a drink plus when I drink I get pretty bad ADD so instead of being stuck at a bar I can have like 5 tabs open on my computer or jump over to my xbox one on a whim

I like to think that during one of his work out sessions he worked so hard that he just became some kind of higher being

Big XII QB's don't make the transition to the NFL very well. They excel at up tempo Spread offenses and the NFL isn't really built around that. Honestly in the past 10 years or so the most successful has been Sam Bradford and that's only when he's had a solid O-line in front of him and even then he's got the Mr. Glass curse.

I'm the same way normally if someone is not into sports, animals, or video games I really don't have any social platforms to build off of at that point

release it into the wild and hope he tells tales of the kind giant to his fellow ants and they decide to carry you around anywhere you want to go the rest of your life

but someone rings the doorbell at 8 am

No, I am defeat and will withdraw, strategically, CHOSIN FOO!

I honestly can't remember which variation of to/too to use right now so you win this bout. I shall return, at some point and reclaim the award!

HOLD THE FUCK UP! People aren't aware of Porch and drink/chill? Where do people normally drink?

Dat pink mist though

Nah, he's only been in trouble for one alcohol related incident. Manziel had like a photo album of troubling pictures and charges before he was even drafted. I just wish anyone else had drafted Mayfield because I feel like Cleveland is a place where promising careers die regularly

Send me some popcorn from the theater

zipless is where you don't use any of the major glitches to skip through parts of the level