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molarbear

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  1. I always associate Sunday with homework because I use to try and enjoy my weekend and then finish all my homework around like 8 pm on Sunday night
  2. The one that the Bells toll for
  3. Take mine
  4. Because I went to the bar last night and I don't remember making this thread Also if I'm hunting for a Horcrux a old Nokia Phone is the first thing I'm looking for and you bet your ass I'm going to play a game of snake before I destroy it
  5. I think they're at 121 now
  6. Fooled ya! It's probably the Nintendo, but whom knows. Now I just gotta find a Unicorn and somehow drink its blood to establish my Kingdom hur
  7. This was the results of the storm they talked about all week here I think if it hadn't been 60 out yesterday there would have been a lot more snow fall
  8. Seems like a nice view Besides when shit turns green again that means Tornadoes and +100 temps... and the lawn grows
  9. No one opposed it so I"m 4% positive that somehow that makes it legally binding
  10. Ribbon Candy
  11. Candy shaped and colored like Tide Pods
  12. It's available on Steam I bought it a couple years ago on there but couldn't figure out the controls *Holy Cow you weren't lying about the length of the game. I honestly thought it was going to take the weekend to beat and I finished around 8 tonight
  13. All I took away from the commercial was Gillette was saying "Try to be a decent human being" That offended some people because it didn't fix their tiny dick problems
  14. Apparently a HD remake dropped a couple days ago I got like 2 mins left on the download
  15. The Ghostbuster said unless it was ghost related they couldn't help 911 put me on hold, and if I call my Mom she's just going to say "I told you so" I think this is the part where we just accept that we ride this thread all the way to Davey Jones locker
  16. The dude is tiny as fuck I'd take the safe path and just wait for a brisk breeze to take him away with it
  17. Well if you own a console and a decent Computer you can download it on both
  18. I honestly thought about it but the whole "Netflix" tax was a big turn off
  19. Congrats dude! I'd like That Sega CD I never got as a kid for Christmas, otherwise expect guerilla warfare from this child the likes you couldn't imagine. I will dedicate years of my life to purposely leaving the toilet seat up
  20. The 7 Eleven died here but it was no where near this fancy It was more like the place where even if you were out of gas you'd rather just run out and call a tow truck than risk getting shanked in the parking lot
  21. As the "Toilet Bowl" Champ I'd still like "Destroyer of Toilets" as my Title I can't speak for future winners but, I have a sense of Humor, and; I think that's all that matters in this poster's opinion. Honestly? I dropped the ";" to seem fancy, I have no idea when to use one so I wanted to sound important I'd like the color to be the same as the old "swimmoonlighter" rank as possible but if you just want to make it brown I would totally understand
  22. Alamo beer tho
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