molarbear

Happy Birthmas!

The void brought master splinter to the door I have never seen a rat this large. I'm guessing the rat snake that used to lurk around is either gone, or slacking

Was made in NYC and is therefore not real picante sauce

Friday jams

Why did Prometheus and Bob never get a spin off?

Sonic (the food place) sucks ass these days full send

Top five favorite brands of socks (to wear, ya pervs) Hanes ...I've never bought any other socks

I started working on a nature army for this very reason the moment I can convince the prairie dogs to join my cause, I'm conquering asia minor

Did you ever finish your reading?

Had a pop up storm the other evening Kitty wasn't let in so much as she bolted in when the screen door was opened to look at the rain She then proceeded to meow while walking in a circle, and then hopped on my lap, made some bread, and went to sleep almost instantly

Did anyone watch the video of that press conference? Dude acted, and looked like a dog who was just caught taking a shit inside trying to play it off

Obviously, mixing things with biology happy womb escape day!

I got headbutted by the bird feeder while I was mowing

God Damn Nice catch, wheels

Well This is certainly disturbing Has anyone ever noticed the cheese wheel or whatever this person is biting is missing in the reflection? This brings the possibility of vampire cheese, and 2025 has enough shit already

Man, I was really into competitive halo for a while I mean, I watched it on USA back in the day, but sometime around Halo 4. I would watch players stream overnight while I was bored at work It helped that a few older players were trying to get careers going via youtube, so they would have these open mic podcasts like things using skype where they just spill all the beans on their fellow players and past antics along with the current drama going on in the professional community It was fun Now I don't really keep up. I haven't enjoyed a halo (or really any competitive FPS) in a while

Well Another major boundary was crossed today https://archive.ph/VsWt1 (NYT Article with paywall, so it should be readable through this link) Marines detained someone today Our Military has shown it will work side by side with police to detain US citizens on US soil Womp wooooomp Dafuq happened to the Marine Corps? They were founded before America to fight Tyranny. Not *Checks notes arresting fellow veterans

Special needs people Seriously, this is my honest guess It's based on history, mainly the incident around Atalissa, Iowa https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/05/01/abused-disabled-iowa-plant-workers-awarded-240m/2126651/ There is also a short film about it on youtube called "the boys of Atalissa" the TL:DR (I haven't watched the video since the beginning of the semester, so it's not going to be 100% accurate) -during WWII there was a shortage of workers. They passed a law that allowed people from Mexico to cross the border for work and then return, daily -Sometime around in the 50's-60's they repealed this law and they don't come out and say it, but farmers were missing their cheap labor -One guy hired a bunch of special needs people with the promise they would receive pay and be able to live on his farm, eventually retiring there. Their food and rent would be taken out of their checks (everyone can see where this is going, right?) -They shipped some to Atalissa, Iowa where they were supposedly treated well at first -Eventually new people took over the house they were staying at, and it went downhill -One finally retired and his sister found out he only had about $40-70 in savings, she called some people and the house was raided -they were found basically living in filth. Everything was covered in mold, there was feces on the floor

I think almost every GOP state except Mizzou and Iowa atm

obviously not busy enough, pat Pornhub is still blocked in my state

It's more like a baby dandelion that didn't get enough sun and kind of found a single beam that shines through a fence post 30 mins a day and then my poof ball and all 3 of it's duster things sail off into the sunset... like little, DNA spiders casting their webs and floating off