molarbear

ahhhhhhhh I stand by my old person rant, you peeps change names way too much

This is a topic my friends and I discuss regularly. We have yet to try any of the recipes, but many videos online claim to be able to replicate this..... heavenly abomination

Dafuq?? I have been on this boards for longer than I care to admit yet, somehow you people still manage pull in peeps from the past I have never heard of? Is it really too much to ask that Marren Morris secretly scroll these boards and be revealed?

https://archive.ph/0GUKM ^should work

Why in the bejeebus am I still awake, and do I have the ingredients in the kitchen to make rice krispy treats

Me, who prematurely cashed in my 401k during covid because it was all in oil and tanking Sure, I may nearing 40 and have zero retirement plan 100% worth it Now I get to watch a bunch of people who knowingly elected a convicted felon watch him make their retirement evaporate It would honestly make an amazing science fiction/fantasy novel if it wasn't happening IRL At this point, I'm starting to buy into the bizarre conspiracy theories that billionaires love recessions because they're able to buy up more control For real, I'm 38 and this like...the 3rd possible recession we're about to be entering in my lifetime? To top it off, the GOP president and vice president wear more makeup than the entire cast of the rocky horror picture show.... but people keep electing their party into positions of power. They don't have to vote Dem, they could look at the independent options (I mean, let's be fair and just agree that libertarians are generally just morons. Please, continue to tell how you're some kind of sovereign being in this country that shouldn't have to pay taxes, while enjoying all the things other peoples taxes pay for.) *Thank you for coming to my old man rant, GTFO my lawn *I don't hate libertarians, it's just easy to make fun of you peeps

Oscar the grouch would not leave her dumpster today she insisted on the food being placed inside her shell of warmth

............ Did the Hoohah find a way to make syphilis airborne?

We recently discussed this in a class larger people have an even more difficult time finding organs if they have organ issues because normal organs can't keep up with their larger body That former NBA player (scott something, he was on Survivor) had this issue

I actually kind of miss it ringing My late aunt was anti cell phone (although, she was glued to her ipad) She was quite literally the only person that ever called the land line

I'm not sure who the official dubber of "sizes" is for bandanas, but I bought what was advertised as an "adult male" sized bandana and it did not fit around my cranium I just want to keep my hair out of my eyes, and I absolutely refuse to rock a man bun....because I have at least one principle

I mean... the proud puppy killer has been in front of as many cameras as possible since shitler was elected. They're trying to make things like this the new image of "justice" while downplaying all their own illegal actions so people will hopefully forget most the shit they do Anyone remember Trump is a convicted Felon? It's ok if you forgot, a lot of people have. Instead of owning any fuck up, they just push blame and deny. They use distraction tactics (very well) to make not just their constitutes, but a lot of people just kind of forget things. They're essentially trying to say "not everyone who breaks the law and goes against the constitution is the boogeyman. This is the real boogeyman you should fear, and we have to bend laws to make you safe." Welcome to project 2025!

Double post bruh, so you know i'm for real use this graph and figure out what hardiness level you're in (giggity) Then uh, I'd say google but that's kind of shit these days.... Search engine your hardiness zone and either shade or drought resistant grass and go from there Or just plant a bunch of native wildflowers and leave it alone most the year claiming it's a bee safe spot (I would advise against this if you, or anyone you know is allergic to bees) <you gotta read that in the Unsolved Mysteries voice

Fescue around the porch, and under the trees (because shade/lack of sun) Everywhere else is supposed to be something, but it's just weeds or barren waste at this point due it being sun blasted and there being absolutely no rain

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish_romance It does not appear so, Jim

..... Who reads books where people leave their wool socks on while doing the dirty?

I found out amish romance novels are a huge market the sky is the limit, homie

Happy Birthmas!!! We swept you in softball!!!!!

Happy Birthmas! Doom *on a side note @André Toulon 's groove is gonna be thrown off now show of appreciation for the guy that literally does every other birthday thread

I named it "David" It enjoys long sits on the fence and eating small field creatures Let the bidding war for its love, begin

I mean old people end up eating a lot of the same things as babies, eventually. You've most likely seen a baby blow a diaper out, now picture a full grown adult doing that.

They should give you little badges that keep track of how much radiation you've been exposed to I'm not sure how safe the "Safe level" is, but my dad's first job in the oil industry consisted on using radioactive material to essentially x-ray wells and get an idea how large they were and how much material was left If their badges ever maxed out they were no longer allowed to continue that job