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Happy Birthmas @CountFrylock, and @EmpressAngel, and @mthor!!!

I'm sorry Pooh, I you're awesome, but reading your live posts of a jets game is by far one of the highlights of the weekend XD

You ever set aside a massive part of the day to get work done, only to find out someone has hacked your Microsoft account and Microsoft hides any support chat with a human behind a 3 hour search? Their billion dollar business model for customer security is "oh, we noticed 3 hours after you logged out, someone in the EASTERN HEMISPHERE logged into your account. Not only this, but someone before breaking a new speed record to travel to India where the other IP is registered...The first thing you did was into your account settings and changed all your personal information for the first time in decades." Chodes

I have been called much worst... I'll take it!

Hey now I have seen a highlight of Ali doing this same move Right? Was it Ali that fucked with the guy by winding up his arm and then jabbing him with the other while the dude was barely standing?

LIAR!!!!!!

how do I do the *I dunno emoji?

Oh hi, everyone! What's that? Just the final form of my sunflower I planted, nature delivered, world kept spinnin It's actually not its final form, uh part of it is still in the ground. I got tired of trying to rip it out and just cut it

Did anyone see the pass where Tyreek Hill was open about 20ish yards downfield, and the ball went through his hands?

Cubs are in the playoffs!

I was thinking there was a bizarre time paradox and mark sanchez was the best QB they had ever had

Who is this referencing? I wasn't alive 38+ years ago... only 38

I got a void you can borrow for the job She requires a quiet place to snooze and if you attempt to touch her belly she will murderilate your ass

Happy Birthmas!!!!

Happy birthmas!!!!!

Watching Romeo Doubs catch GB's first TD knowing he's a FA in the fantasy league that you didn't pick up because Love threw completions to 9 different receivers in opening game

Yes. To phrase this in a polite way, there is no point in expanding to a 4-lane road when we barely have enough traffic for a wide one-lane

The answer is apparently, yes. RNG- 1 People with well thought out plans- 0 (JK Scoob)

More importantly... did I beat scoob?

We have a shit ton of these little modules due for class that teach you how to use this massive legal access search engine I get the lessons are important, but there's so much grinding work that you end up just blazing through it as fast as possible, retaining almost no knowledge

!remindme Yo! Let me get back to you on this. I believe, this is how my last phone was acquired.

Pack looked amazing!

I like how I auto-drafted, and then got a report card that basically said, "lol, go fuck yourself. You sucked at drafting!"

Happy Birthmas, Wacky! Hopefully the Cubs get the sweep tonight for you

Possibly I started working out around that age almost daily because I had an incident where I slept, or sneezed, or just looked funny that caused my back to lock up so bad: it took me about 5 mins to sit down when I needed to use the bathroom