Vamped

I was sitting in my bed watching a show and when I got up I had to actively straighten my back up. I was like .... WTF this is some stuff my mom and grandma do.

I always wonder what the thrill of the casinos were for old people. XD There are casinos in MS and the greyhound racing track in AR that I'm always hearing the old people talking about going there all the time. I'm not a gambler. If I lose 20 bucks Im out.

If it doesn't come from your loan servicer, then its a scam. Plus if my loan servicer is going to call me, they send an email. They need to go ahead and forgive my loans too ... the way things are looking now ... no way, they'll get that money back anyway

Do you need a special license to drive a RV?! That thing looks like a bus

380 Miles isnt that far, how much have you tested the RV?

So ... if she didn't put it on Instagram, she would be fine? >.>

Shang-Chi was pretty good. Let him take his shirt off for like a minute ... okay Disney with the fan service

Happy Birthday!

The songs on the pop stations annoy me. What are you even talking about?

I doubt it's a bot. That's just how they roll in thinking this is fine. That's not my screenshot but I've seen it/ had it happen plenty of times too. There's a whole thread about these kind of messages, I've just been sharing some of the ones I've commented on. My other favorite is "I've never dated a black girl before"

For 2000 bucks, it better be more than a map

Me:

Shit .... I think I fucked around and played on the internet all day at work

Are they going to feed you along the way?

Hope your poops feel better

I have no idea what you're asking

This board is dying and I'm afraid I'll never get the answers to the questions I really want to know the answers to: Will the virgins ever get laid? If they will, How Sway? Will Scoob ever get to see Ghostrek's peen? Is it even impressive? Will Kudasai's dad ever tell him he smashed that lady on his massage table? Will Sorce get excessively bougie after she writes a crazy good story and makes all the money? Will DoomWellActually well actually himself into a relationship? Is Nabs going to secure appropriate housing and live a life without pests? Will Sawdy, Pooh, Buddy, and Disco ever meet up and trash an unsuspecting bar/hotel/ burn down an IHOP at 3am?! Is that one dude going to make it as a comedian and make me start watching The Daily Show? Who is actually funnier? That one dude or Mix? Am I ever going to secure a corgi? Legally or illegally? When I (il)legally secure the corgi, how will I alert Molar? Who has more anxiety ... me or Naraku? Will Athena ever like her job? How will I find out about Disco's upcoming handicraft projects? What is Odin's creamy grandbaby going to be for next year's Halloween? Is Pat's baby still watching her soaps in her little baby sacks?

I don't have fond memories of it as a kid but have you been in one recently ? It ain't too bad

Im a pussy too Lol

There are men claiming they have premium sperm because they haven't been vaccinated?!