Vamped

right! We had one team building exercise but instead of inviting everyone our senior manager decided to give his picks two tickets instead of giving all of us 1 ticket so we all could have went ... but I mean ... I was just gonna go for the free alcohol.

Im super polite at work ... everybody always tells me I'm sweet. That doesn't mean I like you hoes. The peeps on the night shift are cool. I think morale is just down all the way around but I just wanna do my shit and leave

They put a question on our performance review about if we have best friends at work ...

Did she put it on facebook?

Thats because I hate everyone at work so ... I guess?

They kept showing him ... well what was left of him out of the suit. He was like ... I never wanna see myself like this ... then they show it like 3 more times It was too many amputation shots for me. I also thought it was stupid they let him keep his real person hand.

eventually they'll find out about each other ... if they don't already know that is.

They're probably going to wait until she has another seizure and send her back to the hospital

beside you .... who would even hit agree to orchestrating a workplace shooting

Well .... sometime during slave trade but I'm actually gonna order one of those DNA kits

You've got 3 days to convince prince Eric to love you or you turn back into a mermaid.

I'm sure it just hides his lumps and bumps beneath his evening gown.

I'm usually bored and ready to go home

I have ... research to do for my literature review

fuck! I keep my old pair around just in case .... or in the case I can't find my current ones

I thought you had a job already?

Papa Johns has them ... I fucked up and ordered them by mistake

Everybody's got a story. Its cool that you can appreciate his.

I see nothing wrong with getting nasty on your period ... if you're feeling it.

A galaxy On 5

not too bad for a monday

I had an S4 until last year ... the fucking guy at t-mobile talked me into getting another phone since I kept having to use the insurance claims ... I fucking hate this phone. its for grandparents

why is the black one in a coat though?!