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  1. ... why would I wanna stick that anywhere? I'm allergic to shellfish anyway wait ... is this porn mentality? - where you see anything phallic related and they suddenly get the urge to fill their orifices with it .... thats not real
  2. Terribly .... so ... not properly
  3. I swear I can't remember 2 too well
  4. I remember them saying people were complaining because he lacked character and emotional responses. I personally did the screaming and reacting for him so I thought it was fine the way it was. I can't even remember what 3 was about ... did I play 3? Is that the one where you team up with the chick? I probably didn't play 3
  5. You have no idea what a FPS shooter is, do you?
  6. Vamped

    I'm da bomb

    I dont have any orifices. Just penises where the orifices should be.
  7. he just slid his dick down his buttcrack its not gay if the balls don't touch
  8. I feel like I need somebody else to play it for me and let me watch. I scare easily. I bought Dead Space as soon as it came out ...tried it ... and then I was like ...well fuck that but then I picked it back up and finished it like months later and finished it. I loved Dead Space ... the first one
  9. but then you do some homoerotic stuff anyway? is that where you are going with this? Thats where my mind went with this
  10. fuck I was gonna say ... well that was until Magneto ... but that wasn't a fucking coal mine stupid brain!!
  11. also this one added some variety beside the regular blue women
  12. I <3 aliens
  13. doesn't matter, had sex
  14. also for prostitutes
  15. I'm not a criminal so .... never felt that way
  16. lolz I kept imagining thats what he does when he has sex
  17. It'll probably be go like .... oh my god .... this happens all the time. dont worry about it *cue music* -happy ending-
  18. oops .... the towel .... just fell right off
  19. It really didn't freak me out but in my fly apartment downtown .... it apparently had a ghost dog in it. My sister said she woke up to a soft tapping against her arm like from a dog's tail. Then one of my friends would say they could always feel dog breath in their face when they slept over. Then every so often I would be in bed and I would feel a little weight at the foot of my bed like someone/something sitting there. I never got any bad vibes so ...
  20. no I'm good.
  21. I feel like there was a whole box last week. They come in little individual packets
  22. with .... my arms?
  23. I was talking about at work ... but hey ... believe what you will
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