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UnevenEdge

Vamped

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  1. I'll even get a pedicure and shave my legs first
  2. I thought I saw Tim Gunn in Macy's ... but then I was like ... wtf would he be doing in my city?
  3. So ... do the Irish do anything special for St Patricks day aside from drinking? Because drinking is all I know to do
  4. Neither do I and I'm a work S:
  5. Is it possessed? The only way to stop it is to have sex with it. Thats what happens in the porns anyway
  6. Its fine. We dont want it ... or him ... any part of him. Please return to shipper
  7. Can't go on a date to eat that. Farts for the rest of the night
  8. I knew it!
  9. I don't answer my phone for work when I'm not at work I may reply to a text if its from an coworker I like .... but mostly if I'm off the clock I'm not responding to jack.
  10. Could be worse. You could be that senator that got found with a teenage boy in a hotel room
  11. ::HMM:: Sounds like me. If you wanna watch your shows and stuff go ahead.
  12. what are you doing to get these "free" coffees?
  13. it was quick so no worries
  14. went looking for a meme ... this made me lol
  15. depends on what you can do to make up for it
  16. It took me way to long to realize the van crashed into the store front
  17. Well I mean ... if you date anyone long enough, they'll eventually know where you work and where to fuck things up at
  18. She must not be attractive
  19. what happened?! Did somebody eat the donut infront of you?
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