Vamped

Holy shit the male ones are creepy as fuck. This is the least creepy one I found

no catalog. out of those specifically which one you want? I already bought them

Yeah they do. You just take it in and give it to them

if I get pissed at work I listen to music ... or go on break and complain to my mom behind an 18 wheeler then I play really loud music with shit tons of bass on my way home I use to swim alot .... thats probably the healthiest solution

destroy some old ladies

give it to a foodbank

you gotta keep it. I gotta a purse full of receipts and I dun wanna look through them

which one you want? They seem to be sorted by boob size Leftie bring the smallest

I got you a bundle

I want a cinnamon roll ... I'm moving to Alaska

You get out there and shoot sperm into somebody! And you do it now!

but why though?! Does uncle-ing makes you an asshole or something?

Indeed ... but also several old ladies trying to put babies in my uterus .... its harder to avoid several old ladies in a confined space

the fuck is sausage balls? is this a white people thing?

Not for me lol

we have drug testing at work so I don't smoke ... but if I did

Whatever I did .... it was probably an accident probably 70/30 chance it wasn't though

Then it politely pulls off after its over lmao!!

I dont eat them. I burp up eggs for hours afterwards

Drunkle that probably hugs you too tight for too long

Does sex show up when you call it? I could go for some sexy firemen

He's just everyone's drunk uncle

Its okay. They've seen it all.

Most of it is hilarious to me

can't guarantee there will be no family drama.