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Well definitely not a responsible adult such as myself

Okay ... I have very little experience dealing with daymares. Probably try going to bed in a full silk pajama set and reading llama llama red pajamas and see what happens when you wake up

The amount of people that have not seen the Boss Baby confirms i am indeed a baby

You have no idea

Good luck!

Well i was talking about sex making you less depressed but okay

No ... but Im really bad at hiding how I feel about you so if I talk shit about you, there's a solid chance you already know I dislike you But i mean what could I even say ..... oh mans shes a bitch .... he gives out terrible dick Ehh ...

It was probably the sex that did it

Im gonna blame the chocolate

Pfft ... the Boss Baby is good in a pinch. I try to give Finding Nemo a break here and there

I do the opposite. I dont call or text and then end up thinking I should have

I hate my job most of the time .... if it makes you feel better

>.> .... is anybody actually still using it?

Hmmn .... there's a good chance you may not be a baby but Ill let you know.

So it appears lol

Shit, now I need to play more of the Witcher to figure this out Well I mean .... i was gonna keep playing anyway because now im invested in the story Dammit! Why is there so much reading required for these graduate classes?! Dont they know I just purchased the Witcher 3 and I need to see what happens?!

And the reason you cant keep your shirt clean when you eat?! O-O do you also find yourself struggling to keep your pants on all day? Ever feel tempted to taste crayons and/or scented soaps?!

If the entire universe could read my mind ... they would get bored, comment on my dumb anxiety and move on to the next person in like 45 seconds

.... but why would I?

Cant sleep any other way unless im just completely exhausted. Im a really light sleeper too

It was scary necessarily, just made me really uneasy

I cant sleep with the TV on .... or a light on. It has to be dark and quiet

I usually dont. I usually try to watch something kid friendly so I dont have anything bad on my mind before I go to sleep.

There is no reason for me to be awake at 5am when I dont have work Im going to watching finding nemo and then im going back to sleep!!

Like I just started playing it so I've just killed the griffin, 2 werewolves .... and like 8 fucking bears! I was going to look for a miscarried fetus but then i was like ... better save it for later