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I just use this message board as my personal blog.

Chris Tucker > Chris Rock

.... how do you get by with only 3 pairs of panties?!

She will "now face judgement. Somebody was feeling extra petty. Damn old lady

I do that! with bananas and strawberries !

If you add whipped cream to pudding it makes it incredibly fluffy

I think my 1st grade music teacher was a pedo.... >.> Any my 7th grade science teacher got arrested right before our school picnic for having sex with a 9th grader and giving him aids ....

I'm going to visit my grandpa in the nursing home for father's day

better find those emergency override codes quickly

... touch .... his butt? >.> I dunno

looking at the syllabi for my summer classes ....

I'd ... rather not .... its bad time for me right now ... to be pants-less

Its waaaay too hot outside I dun wanna leave the air conditioning

Ive been cleaning furiously for the better portion of the day. Now its shower and pajama time

Im so sorry for your loss. Losing a parent is especially hard.

It would just be a lateral move. I sort of want it. He said they haven't told him for sure if I'm getting it or not, but I already work that position when my coworker is off anyway. She's getting promoted Friday. >.>

Well atleast he didn't stab him inside the Taco Bell because then people couldn't get their diarrhea tacos timely.

I usually just chew gum furiously whenever I have to go in the senior manager's office alone. I think I'm good at hiding my anxiety

I'm usually pretty good. Yesterday one of the guys from the top of our local organization came down and he ended up teaching me some new tasks then said I was probably getting a new position, then my brain went into a frenzy ... do I need more training?! Will he have to train me?! I only know like 65% of this job. Why does he smell like a burger and spearmint gum at the same time?! OMG classes start next week, where are they going to put me for my internship!?! I really need a night or weekend internship so I can keep my job! What if I get a new position and have to go back to nights?! Can I go back to nights?! OMG! I still have to get an MRI for my ankle! I'll probably have to get naked and take off my glasses! Jesus I'm blind! What if I have to pee?! Will I get a real desk?! How will I decorate it?! What if I don't get it?! I don't think I really calmed back down until I left work, went to buy groceries, and was making dinner.