Vamped

Im just honestly surprised she asked for one. Never in my life have I wanted a picture of a dick, they just show up uninvited like fruit cakes at Christmas or terrible potato salad at work functions

>.> is it really counter productive? Sounds like shes just a freak

Sucks! Im the only one outside in a sweater

Just do it and worry about it later!

I hate summer. My skin is really sensitive to the sun so if I dont wear a jacket or a sweater, the skin on my arms bubbles up in patches. Its looking pretty bad right now because the summer cardigan I bought is too thin

Good luck. I am not one for camping. I think its probably cool to out in the quiet, having quality conversations and living off the land .... but as soon as I see one bug ...im out Don't even care what kind of bug it is.

Oh gawd ... that sounds like a mixture of hepatitis and a terrible yeast infection

Well now nobody has to cook or clean the dishes

I came in here to discuss Zeus wanting smash women other than his wife/sister so bad he transformed into a bird to do it Happy Fathers Day

Lol he would probably think Im interested then

I dont even know what his name is or where he actually works. Everytime he pops up, hes right at the exit to the warehouse. There was another man that used to do the same thing when I worked nights. This last time he was like.... you want me to rub on your foot >.> no im cool thanks

I hate that literal sack of shit

A noise? >.> Like a fart?

I work at a Fedex station, in the office. Ive never seen him before ever but he swears we've spoken twice before. After the excuses, I said Im not really dating at all right now ... and then I started staying later in the day to avoid the chance of seeing him. Im still trying to figure out when he even saw me in the first place I hate rejecting anyone straight out because I always feel really terrible but Im not going out with anyone I know Im not interested in

Clearly because I swear I try every excuse I can think of to turn him off

Lets not. Im sure it would be something terrible anyway

Daaaaaaang so the truth comes out

Not if they're creepy and I already said no thanks 3 times as nicely as I could already >.> There's a creepy man at work that keeps asking me out, Ive tried everything to reject him

She's gotta have back problems

Free cake and all the single moms you can shake a balloon animal at

You dick that granny down like shes never been dicked down before!

I swear I wasnt looking for anything like that. It just popped up .... but I am concerned if they make bras that big

Ive never had a mac but my sister has a mac book... and i think I want one