Vamped

Actual picture of me on a wild friday night

In search of penor/cooter?

>.> So I got this frantic phone call around 1am. Apparently her appointment was canceled because the guy got arrested on his way to buy condoms

I .... actually .... fell asleep pretending to work on one of my final papers and havent even watched it yet Now Ive resigned myself to watch it like I watched the new Voltron. Alone in my pajamas, in short binges on the weekends

Whats a sleepover without warm brownies!?!

Its in the new releases tab.

>.> ..... is McDonald's coffee even good?

My bff just canceled our sleep over for a dick appointment We .... we were gonna watch this new She-ra .... together

It kind of looks like he was going to be black .... but the copier ran out of ink before it got half way through

>.> he's probably naked in a locker

I vote in favor of the last one ....but only because all the puppies we've ever had looked exactly like that

>.> its been a ..... flirty old men Friday for me

I'm YOU! I'm your shadow! >.> I also go by Liquid Snake on occasions

YAY!!! Looks good! When I grow up I wanna be like you!

I think that's pretty common for state and government jobs. They hire slow in general.

congratulations!

punch in early and poop on the clock >.> I feel like the amount of times I post about pooping at work ..... is starting to get uncomfortably high.

Happy Birthday!

>.> I wonder what the going rate on urns is

>.> I think theres a squirrel ... or a mouse in the attic ..... If I give you this bat ... and these knee pads, how likely are you to kill it?