Vamped

Geo/Chevy metro Mine was a 97 that I got for free from an old lady. It was full of cat hair but a free car is still a free car

When I outgrew my mom, she just changed tactics and went straight for your self esteem so Im not entirely sure which was more effective

It stopped me. Legit will not ever say anything crazy to my mom

Try to eat at some places around a college campus. They'll probably serve a 10 year old alcohol in a university sweater

I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing

I dunno ... I think mine might be bad but I'm not sure. I'm waiting for Kindergarten to find out for certain

I dont give a fuck im saying how i feel Nickelback was not that bad Digimon was better than Pokemon I prefer sex with fat dudes Dragon Ball Z needs to end I'm not watching/reading Once Piece because they're ugly Disney World is the happiest place on Earth Those teeny tiny "shorts" are not pants .... or as my gram used to call them "coochie cutters" WEAR SOME PANTS Obvious pajamas should not be worn out in public YES I am wearing a sports bra under my swimsuit Stop complaining you're cold and put on clothes Medicaid should be expanded

My step dad is driving it now. I'm legit suprised that thing still works. I ran over a shit ton of medians.

My mom would have backhanded the fuck out of me lmao Doesn't matter if she was driving or not. I'm trying not to be as mean as she was because I SWEAR I was afraid to say anything off the wall (I still am) But then I also don't want his little ass to be bad as fuck

My first car ... only mine was in much shittier condition

I'm riding a fine line with my kid. He's got a smartass mouth for a 4 year old. He's told me "you have the monies" and "I gots monies in MY PIIIIG"

I can't eat a lot of fastfood anymore. McDonald's gives me bad poops (except when I pregnant, weird) and BK's stuff tastes weird to me, like they're spraying some grill flavoring on it. Even when I went to Vegas and had IN and Out Burger which was stupid crowded, I didn't understand all the commotion

I know I'm a fucking adult now because my sister asked me to bring her something from McDonald's and my immediate response was .... you got some McDonald's money?

Actually have no idea about anything about Ohio other than what I've heard from this board

Sir, I'm gonna need you to tone that off-the-road rage down a little bit okay.

boring as shit honestly

My hamster mobile is a good car.

I think speedy assholes are everywhere ... or do you just specifically have beef with people from Detroit?

The accuracy

They know the law, they just dont fucking care.

Jeez it looks like the guy in the middle is gonna pop if he bends his arms too far inward

Goddammit Butters!

prolly talking about his dick but okay