Vamped

I'd feel creeped out renting a porn from anywhere. Like just how much jizz has soaked into these VHS cases

I havent watched it in English but I saw like an episode of fucking Boruto and Im pretty pissed that they couldnt give that grown ass man a actual man's voice

Gawd its weird hearing it in English.

I'll have my master's degree in May so I'm hoping to find a job immediately after its secured. I still have to take my licensing exam though and I think you can only take the board 90 days after graduation

They dont have milk in the office but even if they did it'd destroy my stomach and I can't afford to destroy a client's toilet I'm just pissed about some work stuff. I can't wait to leave this job

Happy Birthday!

I dont normally drink coffee but I'm pissed and I'm drinking it TODAY! Really though its like half a mug of coffee, half a packet of hot chocolate, and another half mug of hot water

But .... if women arent consenting adults until 26 .... how is it raising the birthrate?

IM ON THE INTERNET HANG UP THE PHONE!!!

Maybe you don't know how prostitution works

Everybody can afford a hooker, you may just have dial back your prices. Aim low to start

Guess you gotta sell some ass and treat yourself

Thats how my great aunt was. She died at the beginning of the month with enough money to pay for own funeral expenses in cash ...... except somehow the money disappeared .... mysteriously So .... she got cremated in a bathrobe

I work 12 hour days because I get off work and then work at my internship for the rest of the day

>.> So .... he just had 7000 in cash .... or they stole his credit card?

from an actual ramen shop sure I dont do cup/packet noodles

Do not seek the fly, let the fly come to you

I never miss the alarm. I just turn it off and close my eyes or sniff the miniature for 20 more minutes Or I'll think ... fuck that job but then as I'm clocking in I'm like WHY CAN'T YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER?! Getting up at 3am is balls

That one time at band camp

Yennifer, that bitch

I dont understand the question