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    Old People

    All of the above. Usually I like old people then sometimes like today at the dentist they say some fucked up shit unprompted and you have to resist from slapping the fuck out of them or saying WHAT THE FUCK SIR?!
  2. >.> Maybe it was just a difficult poop. Plus I hear contemplating life on the potty is pretty common when you forget your phone
  3. .... If only she had arms and legs
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    Karaoke Fam!

    Its better if I dont do the karaoke. Im usually just the chick that hypes everybody else up but you cant tell if she actually believes in you or is actually just drunk too
  5. Confliction Sometimes I wanna be a kinky sex goddess and satisfy all of these urges for sexual gratification and interpersonal relationships But then sometimes ... I just wanna wear pajamas all day, watch trash TV, and play games with pizza, beer, and maybe ..... a platter of chicken tendies But then I also want to go Disney world and legally/ illegally acquire a corgi +_+
  6. Its .... >.> Im gonna mail it <.< Just ... uhm .... gotta get some stamps
  7. Forgive me for I have sinned. Today ... I wished this old lady died so I dont have to sit in her house and get judged by her 3 cats >.> I mean ... she is on hospice so how much longer does she really have.
  8. Also sometimes you can get 2 easy payments of 9.95
  9. plus shipping and handling
  10. I just wipe the seat anyway, sprinkle or no sprinkle Clorox wipe station in all the bathrooms.
  11. I dont think that's in the budget. We've got like .... a menopausal aunt with hot flashes and chin hair kinda budget
  12. Hot singles are standing by to take your call
  13. What ..... is this >.> Do ... do I wanna google it?
  14. But wait .... there's more
  15. Cant tell if its too late or too early for Thanksgiving XD
  16. Fox characters are one of my favorite animals in mythology. They have a duality to their nature across cultures. I think many cultures use cunning in smaller creatures to inspire people and show them that just because your opponent is stronger than you, you can use the tools you have to be successful and survive.
  17. But thats what porn hub is for
  18. Mythology in a lot of cultures tend to value cunning and out smarting your enemies, especially when those traits are found in physically smaller/weaker characters
  19. google scholar has helped me a bunch
  20. Im waiting for mine to grow in some more before my dentist will pull them.
  21. .... like a .... personality?
  22. Not winkies XD
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