Vamped

Well Ive seen that before in porn so .... im not too surprised

That Walmart has the neatest fucking floors I have ever seen in my life .... well ... everything is so neat Where is this magical walmart?!

Trying to figure out what the dude in the boxing glove is doing

So .... serious question >.> If you are indeed the alien .... would you know?

Happy Birthday!

Well ... I guess if you weren't like super blind and were wearing readers like old people maybe you'd want to see it with your own eyes. Maybe its just for drama. Like look at me straight in the eye so I know you're telling the truth. But it wouldn't work for me because I'm blind as fuck.

Fapping is the answer to everything?!

I see ... you're trolling me then.

Urge to de-rail thread is so strong ... Fortunately for you, I'm at work

I like him because he's so extra. He's not one of my top favorite but he's okay.

If they're both on life support, he wouldn't be able to get up and unplug the machines anyway XD Unless he pays someone to do it in advance.

This is what I'm talking about .... for reference https://unevenedge.com/topic/47934-the-mansplaining-event-of-the-century/?tab=comments#comment-917998 Thought it was in Dumpster Fires but it was in rants

well this sounds like that Florida Man Concert Convention we talked about in Dumpster Fires

.... they're mentally unstable because they're single in their 30's?

Were the spills ..... .................. .............. Jizz?

The sex in Spartacus is pretty graphic.

Happy Birthday jerk! ❤️

I just hold my breath and hope there's no thump

Well somebody told me DA II was poop and to skip it. I actually thought the elf lady at the beginning looked weird too. She was the first one I was like ... wtf happened to you?! Merrill and Fenris are the only ones that dont look so bad. I usually play lesbian first but ... I forgot to talk to Isabella in the first part of the game ... and then I was trying to figure out... well I was hoping she was wearing pants/stockings/ tights actually. Other than her lack of pants she didnt bother me. I think you could probably flirt with Aveline but I dont think you could romance her. I didnt go for Fenris because I was a mage and I was like... well this isnt going to work ... unlike romancing Cullen in Inquisition

My bank ATM doesn't give 10s