Vamped

The only sport I watched was The Dog Show. The Best in Show was a joke

I can't tell if I hate Christmas personally or all of my years working in shipping as made me hate Christmas. Im trying to see if ... maybe I'm just permanently a Grinch now.

Its tiny little legs make me uncomfortable

Nanner pudding

You people call your significant others by their actual names?! XD

That looks like Kyo from Fruits Basket next to Inuyasha ... quite a few Fruits Basket characters in there

.... is it done ...? And what is that stuff with the spoon in it, next to what Im assuming is sweet potato casserole or something

I only like raisins in raisin brand cereal or alone or occasionally in cinamonny baked goods Cant get down with people inserting them anywhere else XD

Waiting until theres an actual game I want

Its got the same feeling as some seasons of AHS to me. Like oh yeah this is good then they blindside me with something that creeps me out Im just sitting there with my snacks like

Im sorry about what happened to your husband. We'll miss Charles so much Who the fuck is Charles?! I thought they would see since I didnt reply that they had the wrong number... but they kept sending sympathy texts until I was like ... bruh ... im sorry Charles is dead but I dont know him

Its all semen

Nobody start any shit. Everybody:

Deviled eggs... Somebody fucking makes them for every holiday Also red velvet cake because Im allergic to the red dye and like every few years I forget and hate my fucking life for 12 hours