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  1. Depends on what Im eating it with
  2. This isn't going to make me stop pooping
  3. Like... just the one time? Or like ... was it a ritual for every blow pop? .... Or did she do it until she finished the blow pop?
  4. For taking over the world?
  5. Vamped

    Porn thread

  6. Collect intel on your political adversaries, use their weaknesses against them, charm the top official with your wit and sex appeal, strangle him with your lace panties, assume control, start world wars, profit
  7. Vamped

    Porn thread

    You'll never get my tits poof!
  8. Vamped

    Porn thread

    That was a missed opportunity to use titty time in a sentence and they decided to use booby time. WASTE
  9. We live in an era of ass eating so ... im not sure how effective reflecting on this possibility is.
  10. Vamped

    Porn thread

    Ahem .... titty time
  11. Id rather not think about it
  12. The parent is me
  13. Well I mean I dont care if ATT knows Im into tentacle porn. I just prefer not to stumble upon it ... or have somebody else stumble upon it in public
  14. Doesnt matter, had sex
  15. Might just be getting old. Old people wake up at dawn for no reason
  16. I don't store porn on my phone. I just tab into incognito mode and watch on the site
  17. If he screws humanity... what is he going to do if you pay him the 50 dollars? Which is the better deal?
  18. What are you going to do to us for 50 bucks?!
  19. I miss adult conversations
  20. Definitely not purchasing and distributing illegal narcotics, selling flesh, and assassinating smaller drug lords. Thats for gangsters
  21. Sometimes I get out of the car, lock it and walk off only to get like 4 steps away and be like FUCK I FORGOT MY MASK
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