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Wanna play something?

Happy Birthday

You're stuck on a space ship hurtling through space so your only options are go to the bar or roll the dice on the holodeck and have the holograms from your kinky romance story take over the ship. They probably just take it out of their pay or something And Im not even sure everybody has pockets on their uniforms so what are you going to mug them for? Their communicators?

"He got a beard and Im tryna wet it"

I mean .... USPS still has the price advantage and you dont see mail carriers delivering whole couches and TVs by themselves Fuckin Wayfair

Its not even about body shape. You just gotta know how to work what you got

Guarantee UPS, FedEx, and Amazon is hiring everywhere. They have even increased their starting pay.

You get the best sleep on a cruise ship. I loved our Disney Cruise. Nothing like waking up to the ocean or sunsets on the ocean .... and how pitch black it is on the ocean unless there's another cruise ship off in the distance. And also not having to worry about drinking too much and having to drive home because all you have to do it navigate the elevator buttons

Sus

Trying to successfully make it out of the maze in pummel party with 1 health

Anytime I see an old person in a movie on any amount of stairs, I always assume they'll die.

I fap under the covers just in case

Well .... I have tentative internet plans

Prolly imposter

This thread just keeps getting kinkier

You're going to sit in the closet with him while he jerks it?

probably just not worried about declining fastfood sales XD