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UnevenEdge

Vamped

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  1. Need enough to do a travel to Corgia XD
  2. I mean ... Im 5'11 so all my grade school life I was paired up with girls because there weren't enough boys for plays or programs or sports or whatever so Sometimes I wanna be little spoon
  3. Indeed.
  4. One of yous XD Like every other time I introduce myself I get a story like that >.> Prolly should change my xbox settings
  5. I used to hate mine but Im cool with it now
  6. Happy Birthday!
  7. Ahh yes .... thats just what this unwanted conversation was missing All we need now is an unsolicited stroke of your hair/beard
  8. I think different ones have different toys. We got a Mickey Mouse train car the last time
  9. Happy Meal actually. Id like the kids toy
  10. Well this a really elaborate premise to get "stuck" in a dryer for buttsex
  11. My mind went to that part in Blackfish where they have to jack off the killer whales to collect semen and ... i cant even imagine being that person. I suppose its an easy job but like ... how do you look at whales the same afterwards? How much is enough pay to fap killer whales every so often?
  12. Im actually an asari archaeologist
  13. So ... like .... can I borrow exactly 4 dollars and 83 cents?
  14. >.> It was a private bathroom and nobody was upstairs Also it was an internships and the people were connected to the dialysis machines so ... its not like they could roam around
  15. Are your aunts having affairs together!?
  16. Definitely
  17. No. I dont need to change my username
  18. Blowjobs. Thats the only way
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