Vamped

Sorry ... Is Peppermint Patty not a lesbian?!

I want the cyborg eyes and the capacity to smash the hood of a car with my feminine fists

Fucking hate and love the internet XD

I thought those memes were lies XD

I think your pics are beautiful Poof ... I just dont know how to not feel creepy knowing Ive seen your nono places on the boards XD

This birthday is very underwhelming. 3 ducks out of 5

I should probably watch it again before making a real comment. I just remember the first one about the monster battles And the assistant or whatever she was to the big bad guy being like .... if I show you my tits, Ill earn your trust right? XD Thats all it takes. Spill a little boobs GOTCHA RIGHT WHERE I WANTCHA

The burritos aren't ripe until they grow eyebrows!

One of the doctors at my job signs all of his documents with a very long oval and thats it. No letters, just a long ass oval

>.> Maybe try working somewhere else...?

Miiiiiight be keeping it too real for me. Im keenly aware that single motherhood is not anybody's first, second, or third choice. I dont need this guy and his scented candles to make me feel worse. Im more focused on getting where I want to be career wise than dating. Now excuse me while I play my girlie romance games until I cant keep my eyes open any more

But I dun want cat hairs and old boobs

How else do you communicate its pegging time? XD No but seriously I like feeling smaller sometimes

Sorry no Among Ass right now.

They're currently pummeling each other in Pummel Party. They usually play Among Us afterwards

I feel like Id be scared as shit to play phasmophobia but Overwatch is probably the last multiplayer Ive played. Most of the time Im not even playing, the miniature is, so I gave him his own account

Never considered peenie sweater specifications either

I would like a house. I think Ive reconsidered renting vs buying and I now want to get started on a starter house

Ive never considered a cut off