PenguinBoss

It's nice that you made 2 emoticons for Zeni.

Drinking yourself to sleep every night will do that to you.

Wow, how enlightening -_'

He wants young, inexperienced women that don't know any better. Although, he can't even manage to get what he considers "easy pickin's." I suppose that happens when you're a drunk that got stuck in the middle of puberty.

She's gonna take you for everything you've got. Joke's on her.

I don't know, but who knows how different your life would have turned out. Maybe he would've proposed and you'd be happily married right now.

I feel like you're more casually racist than Zeni.

That's a weird thing for customer service to say.

The same reason you couldn't say you were smoking pot. Because it was illegal. Well, underage drinking still is.

Are you a grown woman, or did you make a thread bragging about how you got a Subway employee banned from making sandwiches?

God, you sound like mochi. They aren't going to make cigarettes illegal, they're not going to make smoking in your own house illegal, and they're not going to round up all you smokers and put you in a camp. If you sincerely think that they will, then you're literally dumber than a sack of hammers.

C'mon, man, you made a thread about how you've never had a girlfriend just the other day. The least you can do is pick a character and stick with it.

Are Mexicans 0.05% paint remover?

So you're one of those people that believe smoking as no negative effects on your health? You really are an idiot. When you wind up contracting a sickness linked to smoking, I suppose you'll just blame all those toxic fumes from toilet bowl cleaners.

Why would a rabid raccoon have a truck?

That insult is a lot worse than you think it is.

Clean up as in trim or shave, not wash.

No BJs would give me no reason to clean up down there, so it's a win-win.

It's probably the darkest thing you've ever liked.

That's true. It's not diverse without a blatant racist on the team.

lol

That's true, I've seen the picture!

I see you're aiming for ignorant. I think just plain stupid would work just as fine for you, though.