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I just bought this guy to wear over my cloth mask. Its just a test to see if i can get away with it. If it works out, i'm going for a full on predator biohelmet.

Hey what's up with the red background? Is the employee lounge painted an exclusive color? Just have to lord it over us, eh?

Got the wife so that's never really a problem. Folks at work too, yesterday I was asking everyone their position on potato salad because thats what I had for lunch. The consensus was its great.

A consequence of surviving childhood.

You're hungover. Wait never mind that's me.

Masks will never be mandatory in my state because the Republican state legislature revoked any power the democratic governor had to enact covid policy.

She good? Ok good. You know me man I worry and assume the worst.

She hasn't been around for a while, she was talking about the potential of being compromised with covid before going dark, and I'm pretty sure she has underlying health conditions... Probably just paranoia, but anybody check up on her lately?

Not in hotel management

Motels are a tough business to get into. You'd need a lot of start-up capitol and the market is already saturated. Hell of a time to get into an industry that relies on travelers, too. Are you trying to lose money on this for tax purposes?

Reminds me of a movie- name escapes me at the moment, but it was all about selling ecstasy. Well the one lady got set up and was about to sell to a cop but she flushed it and now didn't have any money to pay the guy who gave it to her to sell. So she buys a bunch of cold medicine and sells it to highschool kids who are very happy.

They don't. Not stopping people from trying to capitalize on it though. All the gas stations are selling gummies with hemp oil, they sell it at the local movie rental place, an directly across the street is a business that sells little bottles of hemp oil for $50. It's exactly like that "spice" or "k2" that was everywhere a few years back. Only instead of frying your brain this is just skunky flavored candy and oils.

Found a beer can i must have set down and forgot about at some point. Grab it to throw it away and its heavier than i thought it would be. Because its full. And i dropped it.

We're all essential workers. Also it's a split between Vanderpump Rules and Keeping up with the Kardasians.

Why only 3 months? Are we going to be doing this quarterly?

Yeah, I don't know about any of that I'm just here to make terrible puns.

Recently scientist have been looking at the ways in which plants communicate, and during a study on grapes they found something pretty amazing. Each grape acts as a tiny sense organ, sending information between all the grapes on the plant, almost like a sort of hive mind. I guess it's true what they say. Grape vines think alike.

Just called the old man and talked for about half an hour. He's building a new fence for the sheep and weeding the gardens today, we talked politics for a bit, then alcohol making. My aunt gave them some wine made from watermelons from their garden, i was talking about the next mead recipe i want to try. I says "happy father's day" and he says "every day is fathers day."

Ordered a delicious box of baked goods from a local bakery for pickup this morning. Set the pickup time for 10am. Its 8 and i want breakfast.

She's got the best ears.

1. Not wear socks so he gets bare foot all over the inside of his shoe.

Discuss?