SwimModSponges

I worship the true god- Time. Every other god is a false representation.

looks like she's being a shit.

Also, EDI, 100% Best Girl. And Joker's cool AF so I don't even mind her being off limits. Good for you Joker. You fuck that ship.

Freaking love mass effect porn. Best naked aliens ever.

Weather said we'd have thunderstorms all weekend here. Weather fucking lied. Now I have to grill dinner again and I hadn't anticipated having that opportunity. *digs around in freezer* Looks like its bbq chicken again. Oh shit thats right i ran out of all the spices i use for bbq chicken and we just had herb chicken last night I'll figure something out.

I've read (not sure how true it is though) cats aren't ser up to drink water on its own; they're supposed to get the water they need from meat. I guess they say that's why they get kidney issues. In any case, if the owners are dead inside the cat should be ok.

Just throwing this out there, i have no idea who anybody is.

Tiny little hops

I was talking about our cabinets, which the previous owner painted pink on the inside. Fun story, wanted to share.

Got more honey coming from the parents, also they're growing hops now. They say they're not going to use it for anything but decoration, supposed to have a real nice smell?

This guy has the right answer. However I would not use a frozen grape for a multitude of reasons, mostly concerning discomfort and the fact that freezing fruit removes water from them, thereby preventing the squishyness I feel would be required to pass through the ring muscle and into the generous space of the colon.

Tomorrow is my 3 week mark. Still bubbling and churning up a storm, I was planning on taking a sample but given how active it still is I think I may as well just let it ride.

Skinning a grape and inserting it into an anus are two entirely separate things and I am 100% sure a grape would not be crushed.

If they were lubricated and the asshole was willing I see no reason to think the grape would be crushed by the sphincter muscle.

Then you have no leg to stand on when you call Stargate a poor man's Star Trek.

Star Trek is a poor man's Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.

Just asked her, yes to everything but the cartoon.

Last year my wife watched all the stargates. All the movies, all the shows. All of it. Amanda Tapping did not age a day in that show, goddamn.

That story comes out every couple years, always boils dow to essentially "NASA says the sky will turn black! (at night)." Yeah, thats sort of how reality works.

This land is your land, this lands not my land... Guy who boughtthe house on the other side of us a few years back now. Seems to think our property extends like 20 feet further than it does. Property has been in the wife's family for 4 generations, and the elderly couple whose house you bought lived there for decades. The wife's family runs most of the title company we closed with. We know the lot line. He had somebody out mowing the other day, started where i left off at the edge of our lot. After a few passes the guy hits a rock and fucks up his mower. No shit, you tried to drive theough one of the previous owners' flower beds. So this dude is on the phone, pretty soon the guy who bought the house is there yelling at him. Well, they get the mower going again, and he starts mowing 20 feet into their property. He finishes and leaves, and we've just got a landing strip sitting here between our yards. That's your fucking land dude. I don't know who told you the propert starts at the lamp pole, but you'd think the fact that the property line would cut straight through the previous owners clothes line would maybe make you question it. Know what though? I'll fucking take that land. But I'm not stopping there. You know how much i want that little hollow you got at the back of your lot? Throw a tent back there, claim it as my own. Takes 20 years to claim squatters rights in WI (i looked it up).

So, my dog and my neighbors dog. Don't know if you recall me talking about how well behaved and aware of the boundaries of our property our dog is. So, when the neighbor's dog is out, our dog stands at the end of the property line and begs to go over there and play. Well last night the neighbors out there with is pup and im out with mine, and we're like "yeah let the goobers run around eachothers backyards for a bit. And they did. They had a blast. Well, now our pup thinks she has full permission to go in the neighbor's yard too. Take her out this morning, straight over to the neighbor's. Thats not our yard dog. I know you got permission to go over there yesterday but that was for a little bit when we told you you could. Now i feel bad because she wants to play with her her new friend but its like "damnit dog, respect property boundaries.

If by "factory" you mean my folks place. Bottom just disintegrated, almost like it was slammed into the shelf with enough force to shatter with honey flying everywhere. So that was a fun mess to clean.