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Very musical couple, so they had a microphone up there for guests to sing love songs for the couple. Folks did their Chers and their Celine Dions, little kid came up and sang the barney song... Rickrolled 'em. Rickrolled 'em good. Huge applause. People kept coming up to me throughout the night telling me I killed it and thanking me for wearing a belt this time (same group of friends I accidentally flashed at the last wedding).

Your turn And don't make it nazis again

College freshman, in this "first year seminar" class to get us ready for 490 level seminar classes in which we are the teachers. We split up into groups based on what we were interested in teaching, and i got paired with two attractive young ladies. They loved listening to me talk. You might say i was a cunning linguist. 98% sure they both wanted the D, 60% sure they would have shared it. But no, never pulled that trigger.

I need an answer this is killing me

Day off. Though I did get off the phone with a coworker who wanted to switch shifts on sunday. So that's cool.

Hey man, I'm productive all the time.

Thinking about playing video games, but mostly just watching videos on youtube while I wait for someone to answer my riddle.

I am the bell cry with which metal sings To a close ally a most precious thing

afraid not

Woke up, let the dog out, fed the dog. Took fiance to work, came home, watched youtube, had breakfast, started laundry. Opened windows to get a nice breeze, made Dr's appt., took dog for walk. Showered, switched laundry, took out steak for dinner. Let dog out, ran vacuum, switched laundry. Closed windows/turned on AC, sat down. Time to burn one.

An object without size or mass A place from return you may have past Its the objective to what you say And how you're guided on your way

Dentist

She cracked her jaw back before we met so shexs always had a big ol snaggletooth going on.

My dog has an underbite and my cat has an overbite.

Yaaaaaaay! Your turn!

Last one standing. Is that a clue? No.

Good news they came back.

2 more still on the board.

I'll give you a hint, I was in the kitchen when I thought of those up there.

Did you listen to the story I posted? Do it. it's a good story.

Epileptic seizure. Last year i think?

I listened to this one recently and just had to share it.

SOMEONE HELP ME I CAN'T FUCKING STOP THINKING IN RIDDLES ITS DRIVING ME INSANE