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SwimModSponges

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  1. Texas gov Abbott states he will arrest democratic representatives for opposing voting-rights reduction bill. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/texas-abbott-says-dems-who-fled-state-over-elections-bill-will-be-arrested-upon-return
  2. I'm not even gonna make a joke about the house leaning. Legit, which would you find the least disagreeable temperature?
  3. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/us-elections-government/ny-donald-trump-crac-20210711-crghcd4dazcozo6osoq4f3bmbu-story.html
  4. https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/crime/4-arrested-at-maven-hotel-police-feared-a-las-vegas-style-shooting-during-all-star-game-in-denver
  5. https://bucksexton.com/2021/07/anyone-who-believes-jan-6-was-an-insurrection-is-an-idiot/
  6. There's been a huge renewed push in conservative media these past few days reinforcing the "stolen election" narrative just in time to whip up a frenzy before august.
  7. So the lawn guy was here yesterday while i was at work, looks like he does in fact cut in straight lines.
  8. It's an automatic reaction for when someone yells my name in general. I fuck shit up often.
  9. So update- didn't actually make it around the block that last time, woke up this morning sitting in my car on the side of the road. Great night of sleep that. Ok, so, funny story-
  10. I'm currently typing this on my phone's keyboard as I'm driving around the block. Figure probably three or four more laps will do. vroom vroom.
  11. Ok that was my thing loooooong before packard. Also
  12. I don't know how you people haven't realized packard is my secret alt yet.
  13. It absolutely makes sense, trying to stay awake always makes you tired. Thats how life works. And it's not like i'm going out on the highway (except once or twice when i did fall asleep at the wheel and muscle-memory had me driving to work). Just a couple times around the block, late at night. Its a school zone so its not like anybody's speeding or anything.
  14. Protip on falling asleep- try to stay awake. About an hour before bed i begrudgingly stop inebriating myself. Then i jump in the car and take a few spins around the block. Usually i'll nod off before i even get back to the driveway.
  15. Today's profile (they're called "field guides" now) was Coelophysis. Which is dope AF.
  16. Well I'm sure there's a perfectly rational other explanation for his speech. "Won't someone rid me of this meddlesome priest" and all that.
  17. Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY)- the second ammendment exists specifically as a check on the executive branch (we need to kill the president).
  18. So they're making a sequel, and they've released a couple of dinosaur profiles already. I'm super jazzed because my favorite dinosaur didn't make it into the first one, but I went on the forums and was very vocal about how great of a dinosaur it was, and it's pretty much the first one they're advertising this time around. Because it's fucking dope. It's the amargasaurus btw.
  19. https://ohiodems.org/contact/ To apply for a job or internship: Ohio Democratic Party Attn: Sarah Ross 340 East Fulton Street Columbus, Ohio 43215 614-221-6563 ext. 394 [email protected] https://ohiogop.org/get-involved/ The republican party doesn't have any jobs or internships available, they're all pay-to-play or nepotism, so you can only get in if you know someone.
  20. All right I'm here whatchu need?
  21. Yeah IDK wtf that dude's doing, but I couldn't find any pictures demonstrating what I was actually talking about and that looked like the closest.
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