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SwimModSponges

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  1. Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind.
  2. So I went back and watched it again, didn't skip straight to the nudity this time so I got a bit of backstory. It was set during the "Spanikopita" episode of VB, so that was the season before last.
  3. I posted that thread a couple days ago about that really good animated porno film I watched. Here, let me go bump it.
  4. I'd have porn on. Lots of porn on.
  5. I've actually come up with another parody song- you know Diana Ross's "I'm Coming Out?" A parody of that about rare fish. "Un-Common Trout."
  6. Our neighbors at our last place had a projector, saw them playing call of duty or whatever on their living room wall as I came home from work a couple of times. Very jealous.
  7. i use a 46 inch tv as my monitor. my girlfriend wants me to give it up and go for 3 screens but ive honestly never been a fan of that whole setup. what i really want is a projector.
  8. i was in a coma for a week, does that count?
  9. I don't know man, I've got some graphic dinosaur rape described in vivid detail, with just a pinch of watersports for seasoning. Chapter 9- the one I get banned for.
  10. In the third fourth story I wrote, in which I drag the X-Men through the various worlds of [adult swim] (which I have not yet posted here because... I don't know, I feel it's the least good of my stories?) [spoiler alert] Gambit and and Cable from the universe in which 90% of the population is gay show up briefly with a female lesbian Sponges. Master-Debater131[/member] requested the female Sponges, and... I think it was actually you that requested I ship Gambit and Cable . That being said, what I'd love to see is an illustration of Chapter 21 of the Director's Cut - "Uneven Edge Exclusive Post Credits Orgy Spectacular!"
  11. In the first one, Ventura exposes a transexual woman by strupping her in public.
  12. you don't know? is that a maybe? theres plenty of weird sex scenes to chose from.
  13. Would you be interested in drawing anything from my fanfictions?
  14. humans are terrifying.
  15. Oh god, go ahead and post it somewhere and I'll go over it with a similar grading rubric. No promises on how quick I get to it.
  16. Well it's not like I'm out burning crosses or anything. It's just that as a Wisconsinite I very rarely see a black person, so when I do, I'm unsure how to act. I generally smile and nod, but then I worry that I've smiled and nodded while too far away and they think I'm watching them from a distance, or maybe I don't know them so I shouldn't smile and nod, and by smiling and nodding I'm just trying to make them think I'm cool or something. Holy shit, maybe I am autistic.
  17. I did read your stuff, I rated it, and it disappeared.
  18. I mean, dinosaurs were the prominent life form on earth for 165 million years as opposed to like, the couple hundred thousand or so we've been around. Is it safe to assume Satan was running around trying to get velociraptors to eat from the tree of knowledge? Because I don't think he'd have much luck with that; they're carnivores.
  19. watched a really good animated porno and made a thread about it.
  20. its not my fault.
  21. I'm racist too; it's a consequence of living in a racially divided culture. Black people are terrifying.
  22. In retrospect. You know, the whole pedophilia thing. Makes you say "huh."
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