SwimModSponges

Xenomorph.

The softball gets duck taped to the front of the baseball cap in order to extend the head, so this is technically correct enough.

Yeah, JPOG came out in like 2003. That was the last good Jurassic Park game, 15 years ago. And they're making another one. People have been trying for years to make a dinosaur zoo building game, but they all fell through or were just kickstarter scams (Jurassic Genetics is a prime example of this). Recently, two separate fan projects (who've been at this for years) managed to get to a point where they could release demos (Prehistoric Kingdom, which strives for scientific accuracy, and Mesozoica, which just tries to look cool). But now a AAA studio (the one that made motherfucking Planet Coaster, no less) is making an actual, licensed, Jurassic Park building sim. This is the greatest news I've gotten in years. Get hyped yo.

Holy shit dude you have 1.6 eosinophils? That's way too goddamn many.

https://www.alice.org/

The only Teen Titans I need to watch come from Zone.

I watched The Magic School Bus too. Shit was dope educational.

Jeopardy and Frasier.

That's because you've never experienced the adrenaline of taking out your first house. I like harpooning them through the window.

IT'S HALF DOLPHIN. :beer: :beer: :beer:

Coming to PC and consoles summer 2018. Looks like we're finally getting that successor to JPOG. It'll probabaly be out before Prehistoric Kingdom or Mesozoica, and it's actually a Jurassic Park title. When it rains it pours, amirite? http://kotaku.com/jurassic-world-evolution-is-a-theme-park-building-game-1798137801

When someone asks to talk to a manager, I'm one of the ones they talk to.

Pretty accurate representation, I assume the medium was chalk, maybe oil crayon? Good job.

She is a pupper of unknown origin. Thinking maybe some chihuahua and boxer in there?

It's actually a female; we've named her "Frieda" and got her a toy chicken. She also very much enjoys sticks.

Pics are coming. Can't figure out how to copy an images url on my phone, so I'll need to get on the computer to grab it from Facebook. #firstworldproblems

Hooray doggo!

It was watchable. Felt sort of dumbed down but that's kind of unavoidable

Do Common Law marriages count? No, not yet. Probably going to do it soon here. First things first, getting us a doggo.

Specifically, the story in which Morty drags Rick into an adventure with the X-men and myself. Now, it may just be a coincidence, and apart from the beginning in which Morty demands to join up with a superhero group the plot lines diverge radically (and they do a lot better job, of course), but still... When Morty invokes his right to chose the adventure, Rick responds with the same "Godfuckingdamnit!" my character used when first meeting Xavier and being forced to explain the nature of reality instead of jumping right into the adventure... Rick loses his portal gun at one point in both stories preventing them from leaving... Then you have this video, specifically the ending, in which Justin Roiland says "We just fuckin' pooped it out like the fuckin' piece of shit that it is, you know?" This is another similarity because I was extremely critical of my Rick and Morty X-Men fanfiction, haven't even posted it here yet, only on the old [as] boards. Now maybe I'm a crazy person, but goddamn, I think my work may have inspired the fine folks at [as]. Thoughts?